Two dollars shy of a five dollar bill<br />
Last mile I pushed my truck uphill<br />
About hurt me<br />
I left my truck by the pump right where I parked it<br />
Walked through the doors of the Last Chance Market<br />
Have mercy, I was thirsty<br />
The guy behind the counter said what's it gonna be<br />
I said I don't know man, you tell me<br />
<br />
It's a gallon of gas, or a cold six pack<br />
One goes in my tank, one comes in a sack<br />
Makes life complicated when it costs the same<br />
Hell it ain't no fun, to do without one<br />
But I'll do a lot of walkin' if my motor don't run<br />
It's a tough ol' choice to make if you know what I mean<br />
It's either beer of gasoline<br />
<br />
I could feel that video camera watch me<br />
Checkin' out the sale on the Old Milwaukee<br />
(Mmm) Three bucks to my name<br />
That cooler had every brand known to man<br />
Tall boys, bottles, and aluminum cans<br />
(Aww) What a shame<br />
And it's gettin' pretty bad when you finally discover<br />
It all comes down to either one or the other<br />
<br />
It's a gallon of gas, or a cold six pack<br />
One goes in my tank, one comes in a sack<br />
Makes life complicated when it costs the same<br />
Hell it ain't no fun, to do without one<br />
But I'll do a lot of walkin' if my motor don't run<br />
It's a tough ol' choice to make if you know what I mean<br />
It's either beer of gasoline<br />
<br />
I can see where this is headed<br />
And I'm tired of talkin'<br />
Cold beer unleaded<br />
Hell I'm walkin'<br />
<br />
It's a gallon of gas, or a cold six pack<br />
One goes in my tank, one comes in a sack<br />
Makes life complicated when it costs the same<br />
Hell it ain't no fun, to do without one<br />
But I'll do a lot of walkin' if my motor don't run<br />
It's a tough ol' choice to make if you know what I mean<br />
It's either beer of gasoline<br />
<br />
Beer or gasoline<br />
<br />
It's a gallon of gas, or a cold six pack<br />
One goes in my tank, one comes in a sack<br />
<br />
Now it ain't no fun to do without one<br />
But I'll do a lot of walkin' if my motor don't run