Chris Moyles - Pissed lyrics

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I wanna be drunk when I wake up, I wanna be drunk by 7 o clock, I wanna be smashed before the world wakes, Pouring vodka not milk on my cornflakes, No coffee cause I would not be drunk at all.I wanna be drunk by this morningCause a bit of booze makes it less boring, Schoefield windshield I'm not very sober, I think I'll struggle to get through this song, Cause I need some booze every once in a while, Helps me get through Jeremy Kyle, All drama through lie detection, mum F#cked a member of One Direction, Pass the lager lets stop the thinking andCarry on with a whole lot of drinking beer with pie, with pie