Chopper One - A Punk Named Josh lyrics
rate meWhen I was young there was a kid named Josh<br />
He was a real punk rocker<br />
He had two tattoos and wore a leather jacket<br />
And he looked just like Mad Max<br />
We tried to be cool but it really didn't work <br />
By writing black Flag 4 on ourlockers<br />
Then one day he just disappeared <br />
Finally we could just relax<br />
<br />
He was a punk named Josh<br />
And he really was an asshole<br />
And we had lots of fun<br />
But it really was a hassle<br />
He was a punk named Josh<br />
And he got bad grades<br />
And he had lots of pimples<br />
But he always got laid<br />
<br />
When Josh came back<br />
From his punk rock adventures <br />
Doing drugs and running from the law<br />
He had two new tattoos of an anarchy symbol <br />
And a pretty girl named Roxanne<br />
His dad was really pissed and sent Josh to rehab<br />
That's where punk kids go<br />
And he ran away again<br />
And the last I heard someone saw him at a PUNK ROCK SHOW!<br />
<br />
He was a punk named Josh<br />
And he really was an asshole<br />
And we had lots of fun<br />
But it really was a hassle<br />
He was a punk named Josh<br />
And he got bad grades<br />
And he had lots of pimples<br />
But he always got laid<br />
<br />
He was a punk named Josh<br />
He was a punk named Josh<br />
He was tough in the mosh<br />
He was a punk named josh<br />
He was a dirty punk-like child high on sauce<br />
<br />
He was a punk named Josh<br />
And he really was an asshole<br />
And we had lots of fun<br />
But it really was a hassle<br />
He was a punk named Josh<br />
And he got bad grades<br />
And he had lots of pimples<br />
But he always got laid<br />
<br />
He was a punk named Josh<br />
And he wore ripped jeans<br />
But his dad didn't like it<br />
You know his dad was kinda mean<br />
<br />
He was a punk named Josh<br />
And he really didn't care<br />
When he had a problem he'd go "Aww, dude"<br />
And he had funny hair<br />
<br />
He was a punk named Josh
