Chip Tha Ripper - CATCH THE BEAT lyrics

rate me

Good evening everyone and

welcome 2 da track

dat u probably downloaded

from your pc or your mac

im da main topic in the barbershop chat

now u can call me chip

or u can call me crack

im in the comfy *condo* wit everyone of your ladies now say hi girls

(Girls talkin)

shhh ok how about some silence

lets see if i can focus while dese girlies tickle my privates

baby im the ripper

baby im a winner

thick girls a freak but she say she a beginner

put you on a diet if you tryin to get thinner

babies for breakfast

babies for dinner

i grip da damn grain till my hand gets splinters

i control the ball before the snap just like the center

but this aint football

cuz if it was den ya bitch would be the wide receiver crawlin on da rug an

i would be the quarter back telling her to go long an

she would catch the touchdown pass above her thong

something must be wrong

what is going on

everybody's t-shirt is still too damn long

that was cool a couple years ago but now its different

i dont pay for the jeans

i just pay true religion

and of course the man on my shirt is ridin a horse

and i wear so much DC they should endorse

live life denim

i live life in em

i wear so much live mechanic people ask did i invent em

people tend to forget where im from here and there cuz i be on sakks fifth avenue more then im on da clair

and if u owe me a dollar you on death row

dst 45 hurt to swallow like strep throat

fuck a lady get the money sip liquor

bitches aint shit mother nature was a stripper

(chrous)

now watch me catch da beat

catch da beat

catch da beat

catch da beat

now watch me catch da beat

catch da beat

catch da beat

catch da beat

now watch me catch da beat

catch da beat

catch da beat

catch da beat

now watch me catch da beat

catch da beat

catch da beat

catch da beat

pimp i get my limp on

what the hell is chip on

in a five fifth da same color as my skin tone

big balls dick long

pants was a thousand

prps baby girl i b styllin

dat nigga be wildin

trendsetta hoe

dat means if u got it on den i dont

dat means if u doin dat then i dont

if u niggas is buyin out the bar then i wont

ill just take dem hoes dat u had to my crib

give them tangerade to sip

den sit back and watch em strip

den sit back an get my dick sucked

(get my get my dick sucked)

hoes a do anything for a nigga wit big bucks

an we got dem big bucks

dats a no brainer

my cutty got the top dropped im drivin a no brainer

den i upgrade

we dont test drive it

im in the sky crackin jokes wit da pilot

im on da dough low

catch me in da polo

u fuck wit my money im in your ass no homo

ill be in da 4 do

countin dat fa sho dough

i dont do promo

cuz promo mean no dough

hop on da train

lets get wicked

im da train connecter

i hope you have a ticket

girls want to kick it

but i just want to stick it

i should put a counter on my balls like skippit

i got a ruger an im not afraid to shoot it

wat the fuck is that smell?

oh yea i pooted

my stomach is bubblin

i have to take a shit um

wheres the nearest corner or corny rapper to shit on

get money

get goin

used to get picked on

now all da hoes watch me just like a sitcom

SLAB in dis bitch dont get punched and kicked on

nobodys on da level dat chips on

(chorus)

now watch me catch da beat

catch da beat

catch da beat

catch da beat

now watch me catch da beat

catch da beat

catch da beat

catch da beat

now watch me catch da beat

catch da beat

catch da beat

catch da beat

now watch me catch da beat

catch da beat

catch da beat

catch da beat