CHIEF CHINCHILLA - O'douls Is For Fools! lyrics

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("Are you drunk? ! ") ("That's my problem Doctor.")

("I've been drinking and drinking and drinking, but I'm not drunk! ")

("Unfortunately! ")

You wanna know why you ain't drunk?

Cause you've been drinkin that non-alcoholic crap O'Douls

That bullshit ass beer ("WHAT'S UP NIGGA~? ! ")

One day I walked up to the sto'

Told the cashier I need a cold fo'-oh

But all he had left in his arsenal of brews

Was some other shit, called O'Douls

I took it home and took it to the head, waitin for a buzz

Two fuckin hours later still waitin for a buzz

Man what the FUCK? ! I musta got robbed

I looked at the bottle and I said ("God damnit! ")

Non-alcoholic beer, what the fuck for?

Nobody likes the taste of beer, be realistic

You want the taste but not the buzz? Well shit I musta missed it

That's like sayin you want pussy, but only for the syphillis

So now I got this beer aftertaste in my mouth

Money spent, man fuck...

I ain't rappin no mo' about this punk-ass beer man

Y'all wanna fuckin stay sober, drink orange juice it tastes better

("YOU OLD PUNK-ASS NIGGA! ")

(I drink O'Douls) Non-alcoholic beer

(I drink O'Douls) What the fuck, are you queer?

(I drink O'Douls) Nigga get the fuck outta here!

Yo aiyyo Zone don't even waste no more music on this punk-ass beer man

Fuckin O'Douls ("This is bullshit! ")

Fuckin crap, punk-ass hoe shit

Fuck that shit

Yo Zone I ever catch you drinkin O'Douls nigga I'll fuck you up