CHIEF CHINCHILLA - Facelift Malt lyrics

rate me

{Facelift Malt Liquor, for when your partner's just not attractive}

(Facelift Malt!) Fellas

That's what you drink when you creep with a busted chick

(Facelift Malt!) Ladies

Drink it when your man got beat by the ugly stick (EWW!)

(Facelift Malt!) When you're lyin in bed

Lookin at your partner like fuck this shit~!

Nigga I'm creepin, on my way to the liquor sto' thinkin

About how I can ditch this hoe

My girl's busted, a threat to humanity

But somehow I gotta make her look like Vanity

Beer goggles all day just to clear first base

Why the hell I let her in my house in the first place?

But I hear there's a brew called Facelift, take it

It'll make Godzilla look like

40 to the head down the whole fuckin bottle

And she went from a problem to a God damn model

God bless Facelift but it's like crack

Cause once you sober up there's no turnin back

Take three sips she'll turn into a 5

Might tongue kiss her if you down a whole quart

You got a supermodel if you drink a six-fo'

And wonder how the fuck she got cute enough to sport

But when the buzz dies down, you're no longer seein double

... Nigga then you in trouble

Are you sure I slept with you?

Like you're absolutely positively sure? (Yep)

There's a lot of brothers that look like me

It didn't have to be me, you sure it was me? (Yep)

I slept with you... really? (Yep!)

Damn Facelift! Really? You're positive?

So you are sure, damn really?

Abso-tute, abso-loose, abso-tute-lutely positively sure?

Are you sure? You're sure?