CHIEF CHINCHILLA - Bo$$ Hog Egg Nog lyrics

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Damn Chief~! This Christmas party's a drag yo

Damn listen to the music

Pssh, not only that, look at the fuckin liquor they got in here man

They don't have no Bo$$ Hog Egg Nog

How you gon' have a Christmas party with no Bo$$ Hog Egg Nog?

Yo Chief, this is the Hilton Hotel

They ain't gonna have that shit in here

Man they make it in 40's and sixty-fo's

I don't wanna hear that shit

That's some ghetto shit, but anyway

These people don't know what it is

Let 'em know what it is man

{"Bo$$ Hog Egg Nog"}

Merry muh'phukkin Christmas, hoe hoe hoe

As I arrive my sleigh 22's through the snow

When I come down the chimney, FUCK milk and cookies

I just want a lil' Egg Nog and a lil'... pussy~!

Bo$$ Hog Egg Nog to be exact

98 proof, it'll put you on yo' back

On the first day of Christmas, my nigga said to me

A bottle of that Bo$$ Hog, E-double-G

Naw! No I'm not white, I ain't fat, I ain't nerd

But if you ask if I'm drunk nigga, "OH SHIT YES! "

Got no gifts, don't need no elves

I just wanna get this Egg Nog and throw this off the shelf

Pull up to the liquor sto' so I get, served

Pull up to the mistletoe so I can, swerve

I can't drive drunk as I dash through the snow

But I'm a ride my sleigh drinkin Egg Nog, to' up

Motherfuck a Michelob

Stack yo' chips, keep the Stroh's

Take a sip, and hit your hoe

Bo$$ Hog Malt Liquor!

Yeah, to all you parents

I wish you'd tell yo' kids there ain't no motherfuckin Santa Claus

No such thing as Christmas

They believe that shit, that's why the kids are fucked up now

You leave an iPod in yo' livin room, under the Christmas tree

I'm a come through the chimney, take it and put it on eBay