Chicago movie - Funny Honey lyrics
rate meSong by Renee Zellweger / Reilly, John C. / Colm Feore<br /><br>
[ROXIE]<br>
Sometime's I'm right<br>
Sometime's I'm wrong<br>
But he doesn't care<br>
He'll String along<br>
He loves me so<br>
That funny honey of mine<br>
<br>
Sometime's I'm down<br>
Sometime's I'm up<br>
But he follows 'round<br>
Like some droopy-eyed pup<br>
He love me so<br>
That sunny honey of mine<br>
<br>
He ain't no sheik<br>
That's no great physique<br>
Lord knows, he ain't got the smarts<br>
<br>
Oh, but look at that soul<br>
I tell you, the whole<br>
Is a whole lot greater than<br>
The sum of his parts<br>
<br>
And if you knew him like me<br>
I know you'd agree<br>
What if the world<br>
Slandered my name?<br>
Why, he'd be right there<br>
Taking the blame<br>
<br>
He loves me so<br>
And it all suits me fine<br>
That funny, sunny, honey<br>
Hubby of mine<br>
<br>
[AMOS (Spoken)]<br>
A man's got a right to protect his home <br>
and his loved ones, right?<br>
<br>
[FOGARTY (Spoken)]<br>
Of course, he has.<br>
<br>
[AMOS (Spoken)]<br>
Well, I came in from the garage, Officer, and I <br>
see him coming through the window. With my<br>
wife Roxanne there, sleepin'...like an angel...<br>
<br>
[ROXIE]<br>
He loves me so<br>
That funny honey of mine<br>
<br>
[AMOS (Spoken)]<br>
...an angel!<br>
<br>
[AMOS (Spoken)]<br>
I mean supposin', just supposin', he had violated<br>
her or somethin'...you know what I mean...<br>
viloated?<br>
<br>
[FOGARTY (Spoken)]<br>
I know what you mean...<br>
<br>
[AMOS (Spoken)]<br>
...or somethin'. Think how terrible that would have been. <br>
It's a good thing I came home from work on time, I'm tellin' ya that! I say I'm tellin' ya that!<br>
<br>
[ROXIE]<br>
He loves me so<br>
That funny honey of mine<br>
<br>
[FOGARTY (Spoken)]<br>
Name of deceased... Fred Casely.<br>
<br>
[AMOS (Spoken)]<br>
Fred Casely. How could he be a burglar?<br>
My wife knows him! He sold us our furniture!<br>
<br>
[ROXIE]<br>
Lord knows he ain't got the smarts<br>
<br>
[AMOS (Spoken)]<br>
She lied to me. She told me he was a burglar!<br>
<br>
[FOGARTY (Spoken)]<br>
You mean he was dead when you got home?<br>
<br>
[AMOS (Spoken)]<br>
She had him covered with a sheet and she's givin'<br>
me that cock and bull story abou this burglar, and <br>
I ought to say that I did it 'cause I was sure to get off.<br>
Burglar, huh!<br>
<br>
[ROXIE]<br>
Now, he shot off his trap<br>
<br>
I can't stand that sap<br>
<br>
Look at him go<br>
Rattin' on me<br>
With just one more brain<br>
What a half-wit he'd be<br>
<br>
If they string me up<br>
I'll know who<br>
Brought the twine<br>
<br>
[AMOS (Spoken)]<br>
And I believed her!<br>
That cheap little tramp. So, she<br>
Was two-timing me, huh?<br>
Well, then, she can just<br>
Swing for all I care.<br>
Boy, I'm down at the garage,<br>
Working my butt off fourteen<br>
Hours a day and she's up mucnhin'<br>
on god-damn bon bons and jazzing.<br>
This time she pushed me too far.<br>
That little chiseler.<br>
Boy, what I sap I was!<br>
<br>
That scummy, crummy<br>
Dummy hubby of mine!<br>
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