Charlie & The Chocolate Factory movie - Augustus Gloop lyrics

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Song by Danny Elfman<br /><br>

Augustus Gloop! Augustus Gloop!<br>

The great big greedy nincompoop!<br>

Augustus Gloop!<br>

So big and vile<br>

So greedy, foul, and infantile<br>

'Come on!' we cried, 'The time is ripe<br>

To send him shooting up the pipe!<br>

But don't, dear children, be alarmed;<br>

Augustus Gloop will not be harmed,<br>

Augustus Gloop will not be harmed<br>

Although, of course, we must admit<br>

He will be altered quite a bit.<br>

Slowly, the wheels go round and round,<br>

The cogs begin to grind and pound;<br>

We boil him for a minute more,<br>

Until we're absolutely sure<br>

Then out he comes! And now! By grace!<br>

A miracle has taken place!<br>

A miracle has taken place!<br>

This greedy brute, this louse's ear,<br>

Is loved by people everywhere!<br>

For who could hate or bear a grudge<br>

Against a luscious bit of fudge?"<br>

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