Charlie Parker - Everything Happens to Me
                    	
                    Black cats creep across my path
                    Until I'm almost mad
                    I must have 'roused the devil's wrath
                    Cause all my luck is bad
                    I make a date for golf and you can bet your life it rains
                    I try to give a party and the guy upstairs complains
                    I guess I'll go through life
                    Just catchin' colds and missin' trains
                    Everything happens to me
                    I never miss a thing
                    I've had the measles and the mumps
                    And every time I play an ace
                    My partner always trumps
                    Guess I'm just a fool who never looks before he jumps
                    Everything happens to me
                    At first my heart thought you could break this jinx for me
                    That love would turn the trick to end despair
                    But know I just can't fool this head that thinks for me
                    I've mortgaged all my castles in the air
                    I've telegraphed and phoned
                    I send an "Airmail Special" too
                    Your answer was "Goodbye"
                    And there was even postage due
                    I fell in love just once
                    And then it had to be with you
                    Everything happens to me