Charlie Mcdonnell - In the Absence of Christmas lyrics

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Sitting in the living room, staring at the decorations

Feels so out of place in this house

Sucking on a toffee apple, munching on some pumpkin pie

Seems so out of place in his mouth

Such incongruous cuisine, he eats a tangerine to clean his palate

Someone get that man a mince pie, before he starts to cry

Ding dong merrily on high

What does Santa Claus do for Halloween

Oh, woah oh

What does Santa Claus do for Halloween

Trick or treaters come ‘a knocking

At saint Nicolas’ door, but he ain’t got no candy for them

Trick or treaters getting angry, throwing eggs at Santa’s door

But he tells them they’ll be sorry come December 24

This holiday it makes no sense, no Gold no Myrrh no Frankincense

Baby Jesus would be taking offense

Santa’s slouching by the fire in his jovial attire

He collapses to his knees, won’t somebody help him please?

What does Santa Claus do for Halloween

Oh, woah oh

What does Santa Claus do for Halloween

What does Santa Claus do for Halloween

Oh, woah oh

What does Santa Claus do for Halloween

And he lights a Jack-o-lantern, and he throws it in the road

And the kids all start a screaming as the lantern does explode

But the parents of those kiddies hold old Santa to the ground

Now saint Nick is quite surrounded and Halloween is safe and sound

What does Santa Claus do for Halloween

Oh, woah oh

What does Santa Claus do for Halloween

What does Santa Claus do for Halloween

Oh, woah oh

What does Santa Claus do for Halloween