Chance The Rapper - Doctor Oz lyrics

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I want a Letterman jacket so bad that it hurts

And I hate my mom ‘cause she makes me wear these shirts

I go to school just to get picked on

Every day they make me feel like I don’t belong

They hate me because I’m different

The adults surround me, they don’t hear me, they ain’t listening

To get love you better be popular, I’d love to see my name one day in the …

But I’mma need some basketball shorts, a cheerleader, too, and a basketball shirt

A box of Newports and a Gatorade sport and a new pair of Jordans in a basketball court

Then the girl who will find me attractive

Love for my peers, you know, the whole package

I’ve got the code for happiness and I could crack it

And all of this comes with the Letterman jacket

As they all grow older the truth will be understood

‘Cause we never turn up the way we thought we would

I want a new nose and a brand new car

Package on myself, it seem the way so far

I wanna be loved, I want a new scar

A Botox mind and a silicone heart

We got collagen celebs and lypo-suck stars

I’m just looking for my own Wizard of Oz

To give me courage, forget the play

Give me a straight nose and take away pain

Give me a big butt and lil bitty waist

Give me some glory with a prettier face

Give me a bottle of tequila and a cup, don’t smug

Give me the camera, give me a new Facebook profile

Give me some big breasts and some tight clothes

And I'll have a boyfriend and friends and just pose in front of stones

And we’ll be loved, just wait

Please, doctor Oz, can you make my nose straight?

As they all grow older the truth will be understood

‘Cause we never turn up the way we thought we would

I want a football, I wanna be thuggin’

Fuck it, I want an easy-bake oven

I want to be loved by my dad but my dad said he can’t love no fag

So I’mma have to hid who my real self is

And hide who I like but I can’t help it

Doctor Oz, can you make me not gay?

Make me normal and take this pain away

‘Cause when you’re disdained, every day it rains

And I don’t wanna be better, I just want to be the same

Mister Whiz, I wanna live in a normal way

Normal according to those other that pray

But your blessings and eagles just take character away

So I’d rather be different in a similar way

Being gay is cool with me so let me say

Fuck a football, I’ll take an easy-bake any day

As they all grow older the truth will be understood

‘Cause we never turn up the way we thought we would

Thanks to savannahpmason for correcting these lyrics