Chameleon Circuit - Gallifreyan History 101 lyrics

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(Spoken)

"Alright class, I'm the professor

I'm gonna begin the lecture today

Now, just so that we're all clear

This is Gallifreyan History 101

So please make sure you're in the right class...

There's always one isn't there

Right for the rest of us we've got a lot to cover

So let's get started"

At first we were just Gallifreyans and that was fine

Just taking up space and biding our time

Until Rassilon came along

With his ever present sense of right and wrong

He was strong, he was mighty

He was the founder of Time Lord Society

Now this is the subject that everybody finds the hardest

But you’re gonna have to pass it if you want to earn your TARDIS

Nobody’s graduating from this academy

Until you’ve all mastered Gallifreyan History

(Gallifreyan History)

Now Rassilon had a buddy called Omega

His interstellar science would amaze ya

He found our source of power

And devised a cunning plan in under an hour

It went sour, he was erased

But at least now we could travel through time and space

Now if there’s a subject that’s impossible it’s this

In comparison, the Untempered Schism’s a piece of piss

But nobody’s graduating from this academy

Until you’ve all mastered Gallifreyan History

(Gallifreyan History)

Ahh, let's go!

So now we’re all Time Lords and that’s just fine

We’re travelling through space, bouncing through time

But we’ve made it clear not to interfere

And that’s a rule to which we all must adhere

But I fear that the Doc

Is about causing havoc in his big blue box

Now that takes up to date and everything's just gravy

I really just hope it doesn’t get messed up by Russell T Davies

Nobody’s graduating from this academy

Until you’ve all mastered Gallifreyan

Until you can say you’re Gallifreyan

Until you know all about Gallifreyan History