Celtic Underground - Old Dun Cow lyrics

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Some friends and I in a public house

Were playing dominoes one night,

When into the pub a fireman ran

His face all a chalky white.

"What's up", says Brown, "Have you seen a ghost,

Or have you seen your Aunt Mariah?"

"Me Aunt Mariah be buggered if your eyes can't see!"

"The bleedin' pub's on fire!"

"Oh well," says Brown, "What a bit of luck.

Everybody follow me.

It's down to the cellar

If the fire's not there

Then we'll have a grand old spree."

So we went down with good old Brown

The booze we could not miss

And we hadn't been there ten minutes or more

Till we were quite like this:

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And there was Brown upside down

Suckin' up the whiskey on the floor.

"Booze, booze!" The firemen cried

Til there came a great knockin' at the door (clap clap)

Oh don't let 'em in till it's all drunk up

And somebody shouted MacIntyre! MACINTYRE!

And we all got blue-blind paralytic drunk

When the Old Dun Cow caught fire.

Well, up walked Smith to the port wine tub

Then he gives it a few hard knocks (clap clap)

Starts takin' off his pantaloons

Likewise his shoes and socks.

Well, up jumps Brown, "Now see here, boy

Ya can't do that in here.

Don't go washin' trousers in the port wine tub

When we got Guinness beer."

Well then there came a mighty crash

Half the bloody roof caved in.

We all got drowned in the firemen's hose

Though we were almost happy.

So we grabbed some tacks and some old wet sacks

And we tacked ourselves inside

And we sat getting bleary-eyed drunk

While the Old Dun Cow got fried.

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Then there came from the old back door

The Vicar of the local church.

And when he saw our drunken ways,

He began to scream and curse.

"Ah, you drunken sods! You heathen clods!

You've taken to a drunken spree!

You drank up all the Benedictine wine

And you didn't save a drop for me!"

Later that night, when the fire was out

We came up from the cellar below.

Our pub was burned. Our booze was drunk.

Our heads was hanging low.

"Oh look", says Brown with a look quite queer.

Seems something raised his ire.

"Now we gotta get down to Murphy's Pub,

It closes on the hour!"