Celebrity Deathmath movie - Secret Wars (Prince Paul Mix) lyrics

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Song by The Last Emperor<br /><br>

Dig this and dig it deep<br>

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What if I had the power to gather all of my favorite emcees<br>

With the illest comic book characters and they became arch enemies?<br>

Inconcievable? Unbelievable? Yet as wild as it seems<br>

The Emperor and Stan Lee would coach the two opposing teams<br>

Keep it clean no bats no gats guns no interfearance<br>

Comic book characters would go head up with raw lyrics<br>

Now I take, whoever might be on break from doin tours<br>

And have them signed up for the Last Emperor's Secret Wars<br>

Sure, for that kind of capacity, you need a crazy large arena<br>

that might stretch from west Philadelphia to east Medina<br>

If I'm able, I'd put it on pay-per-view through my label<br>

And give free tickets to my neighborhood bums with no cable<br>

Yeah, that sounds phat, now that we've squared away the propositions<br>

Let's begin with the ultimate toughman competion<br>

"Let the games begin!" Set it off, it's the fight of the century<br>

KRS and Professor X would battle each other mentally<br>

With rhymes, these two team captains waste no time<br>

Charles Xavier tried to invade Kris Parker's mind<br>

He shot a cerebral probe at Kris's mind, but he missed it<br>

Professor X taken out by the Blastmaster's metaphysics<br>

Round two, new fight, word to life, you gotta see this<br>

Locked in mortal combat is Dr. Strange and The Genius<br>

Here son, he's no match, let that grafted wizard have it<br>

'My Liquid Sword slashes straight through Dr. Strange's Magic'<br>

Another hero down, and now the score is two to zero<br>

Gy words from the Genius, and he's still my rhymin hero<br>

Now the next fight was conducted in a rough like manner<br>

Specifically between Reggie Noble and Dr. David Banner<br>

Or should I say the Incredible Hulk when he's amped off the gamma?<br>

But Reggie Noble soon became the Incredilbe Redman and slammed him<br>

You know how Redman gets when his adrenaline starts pumpin<br>

Started schitzin in the ring, so then the Thing tired jump in<br>

Ben Grimm leaps into the ring, and after Redman he lunges<br>

'But Reggie Noble dropped him with two Brick City punches!'<br>

Rhymes by the bunches, bums get dirtier than Middle Eastern dugeouns<br>

Ready to set this like Detective Columbo and his hunches<br>

While the ref's clean out the ring, cause the last fight was so intense<br>

Let's do a live interview with the brother named Common Sense<br>

'Yeah, yeah it's Common Sense, and Iceman tried to freeze me,<br>

So I took him to Chicago and told him to take it easy<br>

He couldn't see me with my applejack hat and hightops<br>

Colussus and Cyclops, I got No I.D. and Y Not'<br>

Good lookin Common Sense, that last album was tight<br>

Let me get back to the ring and evaluate the next fight<br>

Now the next fight had to be the craziest of all times<br>

We got Dr. Octapus 'versus the mighty Busta Rhymes!'<br>

Doc Oct versus Busta? Man that stuff is dead<br>

He'll get his eight arms ripped off, goin up agaisnt the dreads<br>

'Ha, ha! Now Dr. Octapus, who you think you grabbin?<br>

The god can never lose, so you know it will never happen<br>

Lyrically making you sleepy, you'll need a nap when<br>

I slap you with my dreads, lights out, you'll kiss the canvas'<br>

Before my eyes, I see the demise of another superhero<br>

Next up is Ras Kass versus Magneto<br>

Now anything goes when Magneto battles foes<br>

Ras Kass had him shivering, delivering ultramagnetic blows<br>

Magneto was now deceased, and a wise man said it best<br>

"The sun rises in the east, but they can still set it the west"<br>

Now with all these heroes down, Stan Lee refuses to surrender<br>

He got Storm from the X-Men, as if I couldn't match the gender<br>

Stan Lee shouts 'Excelsior!' Yo, Stan you best to chill<br>

'There's no match for Storm,' I guess he's never heard of Lauryn Hill<br>

Now we all kow Storm controls the temperature and weather<br>

Started runnin' off at the lip, and L-Boog was like 'Whatever'<br>

See she just got home fom tours, she's a bit to tired to spar<br>

So she clocked Storm over the head with my man Wyclef's guitar<br>

All silence is ceased, out of nowhere comes the Beast<br>

Versus Jeru the Damaja, the Black Prophet from the east<br>

Releasing rhymes that will pound you into the ground, there'll be no<br>

round two<br>

Another victory for hip-hop from the Dirty Rotten Scoundrel<br>

Now the underground sewer system that lies deep below the ring<br>

Is where the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Das EFX do their thing<br>

Leonardo and Donatello, they both know we can do this<br>

'So kiggedty crazy Drayze hit them both with raw sewage'<br>

Now Rafeal and Michaelangelo, those two others who are brothers<br>

Brooks smacked 'em with the Das EFX logo, the manhole cover<br>

Whether you're plant or animal, vegitable or miggety-mineral<br>

Before you step to Das EFX you best be hard like a criminal<br>

Taking you back to ringside, just when you thought it was over<br>

The last battle was brought forth by G.I.Joe and Cobra<br>

Mercenaries and soldiers, G.I. Joe was rollin' thick<br>

But I'll get the military of hip-hop, a.k.a. The Boot Camp Click<br>

World War Three for '98 in the wake of all these troops<br>

I could see general Buckshot goin toe to toe with Duke<br>

Salute the captain, for rappin, cause now we know who's hard,<br>

Catchin wreck like Steele and Tek going up against the Crimson Gaurd<br>

Charging after you, smashin' you metaphorically smashin' through<br>

The entire Joe team is O.G.C. and Ruck the Irrational<br>

Then all of a sudden I hear this real loud crack!<br>

'The military punisher Big Rock just broke Roadblock's back!'<br>

Adding insult to injury to Stan Lee and his team<br>

We've got Weapon X from Canada, a.k.a. Wolverine<br>

You know the routine, his claws can rip rappers for days<br>

But here comes the Method Man, a.k.a. Johnny Blaze!<br>

Wolverine you can't hang, when Tical does his thang<br>

Paralize you with the venom from the Method Man's fang!<br>

This is the final battle as the stratosphere gets darker<br>

We got Nasir Jones versus Peter Parker<br>

Nasty Nas at halftime, headringer versus the webslinger<br>

Illmatic versus radioactive in the rotten apple where the dead linger<br>

He cursed the day that spider ever bit him<br>

And gave him a copy of the second LP, It Was Written<br>

For all up and coming emcees, I've got a question,<br>

If I made a Secret Wars Part Two, would your name even be mentioned?<br>

Would you make the final cut?<br>

I make even the nicest give their titles up<br>

Writing rhymes slash fighting crimes like the Blue Falcoln and Dynomutt<br>

Stick around for the next battle slash adventure,<br>

And if you see Stan Lee, tell him that the Last Emperor sent ya [echoes]<br>

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