Celebrity Deathmath movie - My Fault lyrics

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Song by Eminem<br /><br>

[* Eminem does the voices of all characters in the song *]<br>

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[G - Eminem as Susan (the girl)]<br>

[D - Eminem as Dave]<br>

[J - Eminem as John]<br>

[R - Eminem as Ron]<br>

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[Chorus: repeat 2X]<br>

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I never meant to give you mushrooms girl<br>

I never meant to bring you to my world<br>

Now you sitting in the corner crying<br>

And now it's my fault my fault<br>

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[Eminem]<br>

I went to John's rave with Ron and Dave<br>

And met a new wave blonde babe with half of her head shaved<br>

A nurse aid who came to get laid and tied up<br>

with first aid tape and raped on the first date<br>

Susan -- an ex-manic depressive who just moved from Houston<br>

who love booze and alternative music (Whattup?)<br>

Told me she was starvin, I said it wasn't a problem (Nah!)<br>

I got a coupon for this pizza with everything on it<br>

We can double the mushrooms and minus the sausage<br>

[G] I'm allergic to fungus <br>

Come on Sue, that's nonsense<br>

Who's at the door?? Pizza man!<br>

Who ordered pizza? Wasn't it yours? Nuh uh<br>

[G] If you got it with double mushrooms on it then I don't want it<br>

Shutup Susan I'll pick em off it<br>

Oh hell, I might as well try it, I'll be alright<br>

Susan you just swallowed the wrong slice!!<br>

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[Chorus:] <br>

[1st repeat Em says "I'm sorry!" at the end]<br>

[2nd repeat same as original Chorus]<br>

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"Yo Sue!"<br>

[G] Get away from me, I don't know you<br>

Oh shoot, she's tripping..<br>

[G] I need to go puke!! (Bleahh!)<br>

I wasn't tryin to turn this into somethin major<br>

I just wanted to make you appreciate flavor<br>

Susan, stop cryin, I don't hate ya<br>

I'm sorry your father used to chase you and spank you with hangers<br>

So what they locked you in the attic in your dad's house?<br>

That ain't no reason to start wiggin and spaz out<br>

She said,<br>

[G] Help me I think I'm havin a seisure!<br>

I said, "You're breaking out in hives, let go of the pizza!"<br>

"Would you put it down you're startin to scare me"<br>

She said,<br>

[G] I'm twenty-six years old and I'm not married<br>

I don't even have any kids and I can't cook<br>

(Hello!) I'm over here Sue, (hi) you're talkin to the plant, look!<br>

We need to get to a hospital 'fore it's too late <br>

Cause I never seen no-one eat as many shrooms as you ate<br>

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[Chorus:]<br>

[1st repeat Em says "Whoops!" after first line and "It was an accident!" at the end]<br>

[2nd repeat same as original Chorus]<br>

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Susan (wait!) Where you goin? You better be careful<br>

[G] Leave me alone dad, I'm sick of gettin my hair pulled<br>

I'm not your dad, quit tryin to swallow your tongue<br>

Want some gum? Put down the scissors, 'fore you do somethin dumb<br>

I'll be right back just chill baby please?<br>

I gotta go find Dave he majored in allergies<br>

"John, where's Dave at before I bash you?"<br>

[J] He's in the bathroom; I think he's takin a crap dude!<br>

"Dave! Pull up your pants, we need an ambulance<br>

There's a girl upstairs talkin to plants<br>

choppin her hair off, and there's only two days left <br>

of Spring Break, how long do these things take to wear off?"<br>

[D] Well it depends on how many pieces she ate<br>

Just one, with double mushrooms by mistake<br>

Now she's upstairs cryin out her eyeballs, breaking out in hives"<br>

[D] She's gonna die dude<br>

"I know and it's my fault!"<br>

[D] My god!!!<br>

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[Chorus:]<br>

[1st repeat Em says "I'm sorry!" after second line and "What do I do?" at the end]<br>

[2nd repeat same as original Chorus]<br>

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My God, I'm so sorry!<br>

I'm so sorry! Susan please wake up!<br>

Please! Please wake up!! What are you doing?!<br>

You're not dead!! You're NOT dead!<br>

I know you're not dead!<br>

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