Cartoon Network - My Best Friend Plank lyrics

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I'm never bored when I'm with you

We're pals, we're buddies through and through

I wish I knew what to buy for you

On your birthday

Our friendship goes against the grain

I've seen you swell up in the rain

I saw you - didn't see your pain

Was it termites

It's never hard to talk to you

Though you stump me with your silence

I feel so naughty pining here

For your happy face's guidance

My best friend Plank

My best friend Plank

My best friend Plank

Sitting there so silently

What could you be thinking

You're not saying; I won't axe

Is that sealant that you're drinking

Man, you're hammered! Nailed you, pal

Al Gore's wife's name is "Tipper

I knew that we'd be best friends for life

When I saved you from that chipper

My best friend Plank

My best friend Plank

My best friend Plank

Ooo, Plank

Count the rings, count the rings

Ooo, Plank

Count the rings

I'd walk you on the seven seas

But sawdust always makes me wheeze

I met your mom and dad the trees

But please don't get Dutch elm disease

My best friend Plank

My best friend Plank

My best friend Plank

You're my best friend, Plank