Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine - Airplane Food lyrics

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When Harry met Bob<br />

Bob was an anarchist<br />

Harry had a job<br />

Working for the government<br />

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Married to the M.O.D.<br />

Bob, he chose Adidas<br />

Harry found God<br />

Bobby lost weight<br />

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He said, "If I had a pound<br />

For everything in town<br />

That helped to bring me down<br />

I could move somewhere nice"<br />

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Harry had a Ford<br />

Drove it to the beach<br />

Left his clothes on the shore<br />

And walked into the sea<br />

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And it's airplane food<br />

That keeps us on the move<br />

Our radios are tuned<br />

To the supermarket groove<br />

And lift music<br />

<br />

Everything is great<br />

The trains are never late<br />

The TV and the state<br />

Keep us on the straight<br />

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But Harry couldn't wait<br />

I guess Jesus was his mate<br />

And they must have had a date<br />

Because he couldn't stand another plate<br />

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Of Airplane food<br />

Keeps us on the move<br />

Our radios are tuned<br />

To the supermarket groove<br />

And lift music<br />

<br />

Lo and behold<br />

Twenty good as gold<br />

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