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Jigger<br>
I've never seen it yet to fail<br>
I'll never see it fail<br>
A girl who's in love with a virtuous man<br>
Is doomed to weep and wail<br>
Stonecutters cut it on stone<br>
Woodpeckers peck it on wood<br>
There's nothin' so bad for a woman<br>
As a man who thinks he's good!<br>
<br>
Nice talk!<br>
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My mother used to say to me<br>
When you grow up, my son<br>
I hope you're a bum like your father was<br>
'Cause a good man ain't no fun!<br>
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Jigger and Men<br>
Stonecutters cut it on stone<br>
Woodpeckers peck it on wood<br>
There's nothin' so bad for a woman<br>
As a man who thinks he's good!<br>
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Enoch<br>
'T ain't so!<br>
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Jigger <br>
'T is true!<br>
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All<br>
'T ain't so!<br>
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Jigger and Men<br>
'T is true!<br>
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Carrie and Girls<br>
I've never seen it yet to fail<br>
I'll never see it fail<br>
A girl who's in love with any man<br>
Is doomed to weep and wail.<br>
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Girl 1<br>
They're even worse after they marry you!<br>
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Girl 2<br>
You oughta give 'im that ring back, Carrie!<br>
You'll be better off!<br>
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Girl 3<br>
Well, he's a mighty, unmarried man,<br>
You should take 'im!<br>
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Carrie<br>
The clock just takes your life away<br>
There's no relief in sight<br>
It's cookin' an' it's scrubbin' <br>
An' it's sewin' all day<br>
An' God knows what in all night!<br>
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Girls<br>
Stonecutters cut it on stone<br>
Woodpeckers peck it on wood<br>
There's nothin' so bad for a woman<br>
As a man who's bad or good!<br>
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