Captain Dan & The Scurvy Crew - Broadside lyrics

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Broad Side, Broadside,

Navy boys better run and hide,

These cannon balls firin' atcha when we collide

All me mateys be ready to fire a broadside

In the Navy, it's the broadside that we favor,

21 three ton guns shooting straight as a laser

Don't let it phase ya when we bathe ya

Three great flavors, canon balls,

Buckshot, read hot razors

I rap my face round a lime and I'm ready to rock

I'm cioming straight out of greenwich and we just don't

Stop

It's the bbbritish navy from gibralter to haiti

Puttin wholes in your souls, and charmin your ladies

And by ladies you mean ladies of 180

Or if their dressed like your dressed

You might be just banging mateys

How many seamen have you swallowed

While you're wearing that jacket?

By the looks of your sailors

You just sit back and jack it

Sweet sack, salt tack and a union jack

Attack, black flags get snapped

By the shells that we pack

In my carrack

With midshipmen and marines

Better modify your coffin

To take smithereens

What you means that your keen

To swim in Davy jones locker

When we're don with this fight

You'll have to walk with a walker,

If you live that is, cus I'll cut ye down fast

I'll grape shot your party

Then I'll burn down your mast- AVAST!

Sorry mate, didn't see you waving that pen knife

I was busy railing, the govna's wife

I'll match you drink for drink

You'll die, I'll get tipsy

Back to your ship, you nautical gypsy

You navy boys always take the joys out of plunder

When we making that noise, you always poise up in

Wonder

If you're je3alous cause we zealous it's a perilous

Blunder

When we fire off these cannons it be louder than

Thunder

Broad Side, Broadside,

Navy boys better run and hide

These cannon balls firin' atcha when we collide

All me mateys be ready to fire a broadside

In the Navy, it's the broadside that we favor,

21 three ton guns shooting straight as a laser

Don't let it phase ya when we bathe ya

Three great flavors, canon balls,

Buckshot, read hot razors

You'll know me by the notches on my tricorner cap

Every snit is a ship that I've turned into scrap

Rolling round the carribean on a royal decree

If you can't take the heat then get off of the sea

We set a trap to attack when you showed us your back

You know we stack all the cannons and we drop all the

Tack

Point the guns at the hull, and aim all your gats

500 pounds sterling whoever brings me his hat

ARRRRR

There's nothing sadder than a pirate with a fake eye

Patch

Saying ARRR as the cabin boy battens down his hatch

I'd love to know the STDs your planning to catch

But I'm busy with my honeys at the bbbbowling match

That's all she wrote, now your crew will be smote

We'll shoot down all your sailors then we'll blow up

Your boat

Your words were strong, like the wind on the storm

But now you're left in rubble should have left when we

Warned

Broad Side, Broadside,

Navy boys better run and hide,

All me mateys be ready to fire a broadside

These cannon balls firin' atcha when we collide

In the Navy, it's the broadside that we favor,

21 three ton guns shooting straight as a laser

Don't let it phase ya when we bathe ya

Three great flavors, canon balls,

Buckshot, read hot razors