Candide movie - The Best of All Possible Worlds lyrics
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DR. PANGLOSS<br>
Let us review<br>
Lesson eleven!<br>
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STUDENTS:<br>
Paragraph two<br>
Axion seven<br>
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PANGLOSS:<br>
Once one dismisses<br>
The rest of all possible worlds<br>
One finds that this is<br>
The best of all possible worlds!<br>
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STUDENTS:<br>
Once one dismisses<br>
The rest of all possible worlds<br>
One finds that this is<br>
The best of all possible worlds!<br>
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PANGLOSS:<br>
Pray classify<br>
Pigeons and camels<br>
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MAXIMILLIAN:<br>
Pigeons can fly!<br>
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PAQUETTE:<br>
Camels are mammals!<br>
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PANGLOSS:<br>
There is a reason <br>
For everything under the sun!<br>
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CANDIDE:<br>
There is a reason <br>
For everything under the sun!<br>
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MAXIMILLIAN:<br>
Objection!<br>
What about snakes?<br>
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PANGLOSS:<br>
Snakes!<br>
'Twas snake that tempted mother Eve<br>
Because of snake we now believe<br>
That though depraved<br>
We can be saved<br>
>From hellfire and damnation<br>
(Because of snake's temptation!)<br>
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If snake had not seduced our lot<br>
And primed us for salvation<br>
Jehova could not pardon all<br>
The sins that we call cardinal<br>
Involving bed and bottle!<br>
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ALL<br>
Now onto Aristotle!<br>
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PANGLOSS<br>
Mankind is one<br>
All men are brothers!<br>
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STUDENTS:<br>
As you'd have done<br>
Do unto others!<br>
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PANGLOSS<br>
It's understood in<br>
This best of all possible worlds--<br>
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MAXIMILLIAN<br>
All's for the good in<br>
This best of all possible worlds!<br>
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CANDIDE:<br>
Objection!<br>
What about war?<br>
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PANGLOSS:<br>
War!<br>
Though war may seem a bloody curse<br>
It is a blessing in reverse<br>
When canon roar<br>
Both rich and poor<br>
By danger are united!<br>
(Till every wrong is righted!)<br>
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Philosophers make evident <br>
The point that I have cited<br>
'Tis war makes equal -- as it were --<br>
The noble and the commoner<br>
Thus war improves relations!<br>
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ALL:<br>
Now onto conjugations!<br>
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PANGLOSS:<br>
Amo, amas,<br>
Amat, amamus!<br>
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STUDENTS:<br>
Amo, amas,<br>
Amat, amamus!<br>
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PANGLOSS:<br>
Proving that this is<br>
The best of all possible worlds<br>
With love and kisses [blows a kiss]<br>
The best of all possible worlds!<br>
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STUDENTS:<br>
Proving that this is<br>
The best of all possible worlds<br>
With love and kisses [blows a kiss]<br>
The best of all possible worlds!<br>
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PANGLOSS<br>
Quod erat demunstrandum!<br>
QED!<br>
Amo, amas,<br>
Amat amamus!<br>
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MAXIMILLIAN: (overlapping)<br>
Quod erat demunstrandum!<br>
QED!<br>
Amo, amas!<br>
Quod erat demunstrandum!<br>
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PAQUETTE: (overlapping)<br>
Quod erat demunstrandum!<br>
QED!<br>
Amo, amas!<br>
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CANDIDE: (overlapping)<br>
Quod erat demunstrandum!<br>
QED!<br>
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CUNEGONDE: (overlapping)<br>
Quod erat demunstrandum!<br>
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ALL:<br>
Quod erat demunstrandum<br>
In this best of all<br>
Possible, possible, possible worlds!<br>
Quod erat demunstrandum!<br>
Q!<br>
E!<br>
D!!!!!!!!!!!<br>
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