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I was not born in sunny Hispania,<br>
My father came from Rovno Gubernya.<br>
But now I'm here, I'm dancing a tango;<br>
Di dee di!  Dee di dee di!<br>
I am easily assimilated.<br>
I am so easily assimilated.<br>
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I never learned a human language.<br>
My father spoke a High Middle Polish.<br>
In one half-hour I'm talking in Spanish:<br>
Por favor!  Toreador!<br>
I am easily assimilated.<br>
I am so easily assimilated.<br>
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It's easy, it's ever so easy!<br>
I'm Spanish, I'm suddenly Spanish!<br>
And you must be Spanish, too.<br>
Do like the natives do.<br>
These days you have to be<br>
In the majority<br>
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Tus labios rubi<br>
Dos rosas que se abren a mi,<br>
Conquistan mi corazon,<br>
Y solo con<br>
Una cancion.<br>
<br>
Mis labios rubi<br>
Dreiviertel Takt, mon tres cher ami,<br>
Oui ou, si si ja ja ja, yes yes, da da.<br>
Je ne sais quoi!<br>
<br>
Me muero, me sale una hernia!<br>
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A long way from Rovno Gubernya!<br>
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Mis/Tus labios rubi<br>
Dos rosas que se abren a mi,<br>
Conquistan mi corazon,<br>
Y solo con<br>
Una divina cancion.<br>
De tus labios rubi!<br>
Rubi!  Rubi!<br>
Hey!<br>
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