CALE SAMPSON - Women & Alcohol lyrics

rate me

Show me the way to the next Whiskey Bar

I'm the young kid with a 40 ounce in his hand

Feeling like I'm the man as I enter the jam

Some of my boys are inside, I'm already tipsy

Heard there's a couple honeys interested in getting with me

Can feel them stare, while my friends show love

Assessing the respect that I'm capable of

Curious to meet the mystery they've heard all about

Waiting for an opportunity to introduce themself

"Nice to meet you, you're Cale right! "

"I used to go to school with you, you should party here tonight! "

Yeah, this girl's cute, do I trust my thinkin'

She keeps encouraging me to continue drinkin'

There's more beer at her dad's place, I'm welcome to go

He's gone away on business and left her in control

She wants to go for a walk, with me to the park

Continue to talk and try to create sparks

Is it worth it, would you give this a pass

Fight your drunken urge, or go get a piece of aaaah

It's three thirty a.m., the house party is over

Should I roll with this stranger or wait 'till I'm sober

My head feels groggy, vision is blurred

Unfamiliar hottie, wants me to go home with her

And my wisdom tells me, ain't no need to give in

Cause' yo things happen when you mix alcohol with women

I'm the young man with a beer bottle in his mouth

Up at the bar, all alone by himself

Watching TV, keeping women intrigued

Cause' they sit next to me when they order their drinks

Asking me my name, where am I from

Making comments upon whatever I'm sippin' on

"You like tequila, I remember in Mexico! "

"I had such a great time, you should definitely go! "

Yo it's never been my motive, to go pick up

Talk a bunch of trash and flash big bucks

But it can be tempting as a testing ground

When ladies give you their numbers then they buy the next round

Hope they know what their doin', y'all know what I'm sayin'

College girls to cougars in the mood for some playin'

Past two o'clock, got a pint in front of me

Should I leave with a stranger or crash silently

My head feels groggy, vision is blurred

Unfamiliar hottie, wants me to go home with her

And my wisdom tells me, ain't no need to give in

Cause' yo things happen when you mix alcohol with women

I'm the MC who just stepped off the stage

After doing a set that left the audience amazed

Walking through the crowd, on my way to the bar

Got girls grabbing at me, acting like I'm a star

"That was incredible, Cale you have to rhyme again! "

"Thanks for the compliment, but I just want a Heineken! "

"My adrenaline's pumpin' I need a second to breathe! "

"Well can me and my girls please get a picture before you leave! "

Trio of strippers, visiting from Chicago

In town for the weekend to experience Toronto

I'll show'em a good time, make sure they have fun

Plus back at their hotel they got a sixty of rum

And they're right up on me, trying to get me to come

Promising me a massage from the hands of each of them

I'm a bring D-Ray this is way too good

Should we bounce with these strippers, yeah I think we should