By Jeeves movie - What have you got to say, Jeeves? lyrics
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BERTIE<br>
What have you got to say, Jeeves?<br>
What have you got to say? <br>
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JEEVES<br>
Sir - <br>
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BERTIE<br>
Your job's to protect me and to cushion me from shocks<br>
Not to let the poor young master end up crouching in a box<br>
Leave him posing as a coatstand there, the minute someone knocks<br>
No, somebody's got to pay, Jeeves<br>
Somebody's got to pay <br>
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JEEVES<br>
If you would allow me, sir - <br>
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BERTIE<br>
Threatened with a lynch mob and I lose my oldest friends<br>
I'm embroiled with random females bent on dire romantic ends<br>
Yours is frankly not a judgement, Jeeves, on which a chap depends<br>
It's bordering on risque, Jeeves<br>
Utterly declasse... <br>
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JEEVES<br>
If I might - <br>
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BERTIE<br>
Your job's to inspire me with encouragement and praise<br>
Not abandon me with Stiffy in some frightful leafy maze<br>
Not to make me change my name three times in just as many days <br>
Here I am in an extreme position<br>
General Custer out of ammunition<br>
Didn't get here by my own volition<br>
As Tennyson once thundered<br>
Someone here has badly blundered <br>
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JEEVES<br>
Sir - <br>
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BERTIE<br>
It's chaos and disarray, Jeeves<br>
Misery and dismay <br>
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JEEVES<br>
Perhaps if i could interr - <br>
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BERTIE<br>
Calling this a shambles is to understate the case<br>
Look at all these banjo lovers, not a dry eye in the place<br>
I shall never have the nerve again to look them in the face<br>
So what have you got to say, Jeeves?<br>
What have you got to say? <br>
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JEEVES<br>
I fear I must confess it, sir<br>
Despite my best endeavours to<br>
Ensure a fluid narrative<br>
Things haven't gone to plan <br>
Evens were overtaken, sir<br>
By unseen technicalities<br>
I really can assure you, though<br>
I've done the best I can <br>
There comes the odd occasion, sir<br>
When facing up to destiny<br>
We'd do as well as well remembering<br>
A man is but a man <br>
You have my firm assurances<br>
That come the grand denouement, sir<br>
Events will all resolve themselves<br>
In spite of come what may <br>
I only can apologize<br>
For any inconvenience<br>
Injurious to your dignity<br>
That happens on the way <br>
I simply wish to emphasize<br>
I have your interests uppermost<br>
And that, sir, in conclusion, sir<br>
Is all I have to say! <br>
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