By Jeeves movie - The Hallo Song lyrics
rate me<br>
BERTIE<br>
It's an English tradition<br>
We like to say hallo<br>
We hope by shaking hands that we'll recall your name<br>
We work on that basis, remembering faces<br>
But that's about all<br>
I know you're somebody something<br>
It's on the tip of my tongue<br>
You're either Edith Sitwell or the Bow Street Beak<br>
I'll know who you are, the moment you speak ...<br>
But meanwhile, just put in right there<br>
How do you do? <br>
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BUDGE<br>
How do you do? <br>
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GUSSIE<br>
How do you do? <br>
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BERTIE<br>
Hallo again... <br>
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BUDGE<br>
How goes it all? <br>
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GUSSIE<br>
Good day to you <br>
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BERTIE<br>
You keeping fit? <br>
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BUDGE<br>
So great to meet you <br>
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GUSSIE<br>
It's been an age <br>
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BERTIE<br>
A tiny world <br>
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BUDGE<br>
How do you - <br>
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GUSSIE<br>
How do you - <br>
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BERTIE<br>
How do you - <br>
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BUDGE<br>
How do you - <br>
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ALL<br>
How do you do? <br>
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BUDGE<br>
How's life with you? <br>
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GUSSIE<br>
Good evening all <br>
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BERTIE<br>
You're looking well <br>
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BUDGE<br>
Well, hi there, stranger <br>
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GUSSIE<br>
Surprise, surprise <br>
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BERTIE<br>
What could be nicer, meeting like this?<br>
I confess I've forgotten<br>
Who on earth you can be<br>
It could be you're Nijinsky or the man next door- <br>
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BUDGE<br>
How do you - <br>
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GUSSIE<br>
How do you - <br>
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BERTIE<br>
How do you - <br>
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BUDGE<br>
How do you - <br>
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ALL<br>
How do you do? <br>
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GUSSIE<br>
You're either Pablo Picasso <br>
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BUDGE<br>
Or maybe Harpo Marx <br>
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BERTIE<br>
You might be Sarah Bernhardt - no, you're Wittgenstein <br>
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GUSSIE<br>
Whoever I am though, the pleasure's all mine <br>
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BUDGE<br>
Let's take it and shake it right there <br>
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BERTIE<br>
Well, fancy this <br>
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GUSSIE<br>
It's surely not? <br>
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BUDGE<br>
I can't believe <br>
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BERTIE<br>
Good Lord alive! <br>
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GUSSIE<br>
How long's it been? <br>
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BUDGE<br>
You've hardly changed <br>
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BERTIE<br>
You've lost some weight <br>
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GUSSIE<br>
I can't believe it! <br>
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BUDGE<br>
It's been a while <br>
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BERTIE<br>
You're just the same <br>
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BUDGE<br>
How do you - <br>
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GUSSIE<br>
How do you - <br>
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BERTIE<br>
How do you - <br>
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BUDGE<br>
How do you - <br>
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ALL<br>
How do you do? <br>
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GUSSIE<br>
What brings you here? <br>
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BERTIE<br>
How's life back home? <br>
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BUDGE<br>
How's business been? <br>
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GUSSIE<br>
And how's your father? <br>
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BERTIE<br>
My sainted aunt!<br>
What could be better, meeting like this?<br>
Though I haven't an inkling<br>
Not a clue who you are<br>
You could be Amy Johnson <br>
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BUDGE<br>
No, I'm Al Capone. How do you - <br>
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GUSSIE<br>
How do you - <br>
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BERTIE<br>
How do you - <br>
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BUDGE<br>
How do you - <br>
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ALL<br>
How do you do? <br>
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BUDGE<br>
Aren't you Marlene Dietrich? <br>
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GUSSIE<br>
I think I'm Bernard Shaw <br>
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BERTIE<br>
It really doesn't matter who on earth you are<br>
The truth of it all is our friendship's been far<br>
Too long now to bother with names<br>
It's just another episode<br>
In the Wooster moral code<br>
Let's extend the hand of greeting <br>
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ALL<br>
Hallo there, whoever you are<br>
How do you do <br>
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