By Jeeves movie - The Code of the Woosters lyrics
rate me<br>
BERTIE<br>
I obey the Code of the Woosters. It's a simple philosophy.<br>
When perhaps a chap's in trouble. I respond with alacrity. <br>
And if my fellow men have problems<br>
Whatever they might be<br>
They call on me<br>
The sterling Wooster B. <br>
For despite<br>
This easy nature<br>
Come the evening<br>
When battle dawns<br>
To see a Wooster<br>
Grab the livestock by both the horns<br>
For when a Wooster's mask of pleasure<br>
Becomes a steely stare<br>
You'll know he's there<br>
He'll never turn a hair <br>
What would a chap do without it?<br>
How would he get through without it?<br>
How could he stay true wihtout the Code of the Woosters?<br>
If you're at sea, I shall be there, even put off tea to be there<br>
Woosters have swum oceans for the Code of<br>
Allegiance duly owed to the Wooster Code<br>
What a load <br>
If a girl<br>
Is in the doldrums<br>
Not a paddle<br>
To her name<br>
I'll be there<br>
Though frankly speaking<br>
Womanizing's not my game<br>
But if she's really in a lather<br>
Wild eyed and hat askew<br>
He'll see her through<br>
Old you know who... <br>
Whenever it calls, can't ignore it, even give up Ascot for it<br>
Woosters have died gladly for the code of<br>
For that rugged, heavy load called the Wooster Code<br>
What a load<br>
Take my card<br>
In case you need me, if you're jousting a losing cause<br>
Like the chap<br>
Who wins the double<br>
I can rattle<br>
The natural laws <br>
So if you're eaten up with anguish<br>
I'll snatch you from its jaws<br>
No second's pause<br>
From one sincerely yours...<br>
It's alright!<br>
He's on call both day and night<br>
Turning darkness into light<br>
Ubique illuminatus<br>
Wooster is ready to fight!<br>
Wooster is ready to fight!<br>
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