By Jeeves movie - By Jeeves lyrics
rate me<br>
BERTIE<br>
It is patently clear<br>
Any awkwardness here<br>
Can be cleared up in less than a trice<br>
Our identity switch<br>
Who is who, which is which<br>
We're in need of some solid advice<br>
There's a painfully simple solution<br>
It's as plain as the nose on your face <br>
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BINGO<br>
By gad! <br>
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GUSSIE<br>
By gosh! <br>
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BINGO<br>
By heck! <br>
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GUSSIE<br>
By gum! <br>
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BINGO<br>
By rabbit's foot! <br>
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GUSSIE<br>
By kingdom come! <br>
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BERTIE<br>
By all my sainted aunt believes! <br>
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BINGO<br>
By George! <br>
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GUSSIE<br>
By Jove! <br>
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ALL<br>
By Jeeves!<br>
When we're faced with the grind<br>
Of exerting the mind<br>
We are filled with a deep sense of dread <br>
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BERTIE<br>
"How on earth," I hear cries<br>
"Does one give exercise<br>
To a thing that's in bed in your head?" <br>
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BINGO<br>
What we need is a free range consultant <br>
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GUSSIE<br>
Where on earth do you find one of those? <br>
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BERTIE<br>
By hook! By crook! <br>
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BINGO<br>
By way! By pass! <br>
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GUSSIE<br>
By sea! By air! <br>
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BERTIE<br>
By road! <br>
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BINGO<br>
By grass! <br>
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GUSSIE<br>
By seven dwarves! <br>
<br>
BERTIE<br>
By forty thieves! <br>
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ALL<br>
By George! By Jove! By Jeeves! <br>
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BERTIE<br>
By shuttlecock! <br>
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GUSSIE<br>
By croquet hoop! <br>
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BINGO<br>
By Panama! <br>
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BERTIE<br>
By Windsor soup! <br>
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GUSSIE<br>
By all those cards tucked up his sleeves! <br>
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ALL<br>
By George! By Jove! By Jeeves!<br>
Our collective I.Q.<br>
Of around 42<br>
Cannot cope, to be perfectly frank<br>
All true leaders of men<br>
Delegate now and then<br>
Try to keep their minds totally blank<br>
To appreciate loftier matters <br>
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BINGO<br>
Things that mostly go over my head <br>
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BERTIE<br>
By derby day! <br>
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GUSSIE<br>
By nursery tea! <br>
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BINGO<br>
By moose! <br>
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BERTIE<br>
By spoons! <br>
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GUSSIE<br>
By half past three! <br>
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BINGO<br>
By every tender breast that heaves! <br>
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ALL<br>
By George! By Jove! By Jeeves! <br>
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BERTIE<br>
By marmalade! <br>
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GUSSIE<br>
By bowler hat! <br>
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BINGO<br>
By toothpaste tube! <br>
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BERTIE<br>
By Burmese cat! <br>
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GUSSIE<br>
By baby newts! <br>
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BINGO<br>
By autumn leaves! <br>
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ALL<br>
By George! By Jove! By Jeeves! <br>
Behold how Jeeves with sleight of hand<br>
Conceives a scheme so carefully planned<br>
Even we can understand<br>
If he takes it terribly slow - ly <br>
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BERTIE<br>
By Basingstoke! <br>
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BINGO<br>
By cardboard box! <br>
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GUSSIE<br>
By Budge's knees! <br>
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BERTIE<br>
By Bassett's socks! <br>
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BINGO<br>
By each that conjuror deceives! <br>
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ALL<br>
By George! By Jove! By Jeeves! <br>
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BERTIE<br>
By jumping jack! <br>
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GUSSIE<br>
By easy chair! <br>
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BINGO<br>
By Bain Marie! <br>
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BERTIE<br>
By Camembert! <br>
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GUSSIE<br>
By every fruit bat in the eaves! <br>
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ALL<br>
By George! By Jove! By Jeeves! <br>
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BINGO<br>
By walking boot! <br>
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GUSSIE<br>
By thermal drawers! <br>
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BERTIE<br>
By canapes! <br>
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BINGO<br>
By Santa Claus! <br>
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GUSSIE<br>
By all his mighty brain achieves! <br>
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BERTIE<br>
By every spell the master weaves! <br>
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ALL<br>
By heck! By George! By Jove! By Jeeves!<br>
By Jeeves! By Jeeves! By Jeeves!<br>
By Jeeves! <br>
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