Buy Wag - The Fun Song lyrics

rate me

I just want to be celebrity, a pre-packaged commodity

Wrapped in a bowtie and top heavy

Hoping that someone will buy me

Is there something you can inject to me?

To make my heart to be happy?

Disconnect the insanity and re-attach me to society

Well everywhere I go, it seems like the same old, the same old

Games are for children, dreams never die

Trust your reflections, they can't lie

So what's the plan again? Get educated, get a job, get a hard on

And deposit your sperm into a nice god fearing girl

After twelve minutes of foreplay, on your wedding night

Oh baby you're so tight

Can you feel my raw sense of energy?

So plant a field and harvest me

Let the cattle all graze and shit all over me

I can't seem to let go of this fantasy

That one day they will cheer for me

That one day I can drop everything and tour the country

Well everywhere I'd go, it'd seem like the same old, the same old

Games are for children, dreams never die

Games are for children, they can't lie

So what's the plan again? Get educated, get a job, get a hard on, and

Remember to transfer your good moral values to the next generation

Never mind that you're an empty shell

Been working the same job for 20-some years now