Buffy - I've got a theory lyrics

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<b>I've got a theory</b> by <i>Buffy</i><br />Giles:

I've got a theory

That it's a demon

A dancing demon!

No, something isn't right there.

Willow:

I've got a theory

Some kid is dreaming

And we're all stuck inside his wacky Broadway nightmare

Xander:

I've got a theory

We should work this out

Anya, Giles, Willow and Xander:

It's getting eerie

What's this cheery singing all about?

Xander:

It could be witches!

Some evil witches!

Which is ridiculous 'cause witches they were persecuted and Wicca good and love the earth and woman power and I'll be over here.

Anya:

I've got a theory!

It could be bunnies!

(Silence. Crickets chirping.)

Tara:

I've got a -

Anya: (belting)

Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes!

They've got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses!

And what's with all the carrots?

What do they need such good eyesight for anyway?

Bunnies!

Bunnies!

It must be bunnies!

(Pyrotechnics.)

...Or maybe midgets.

Willow:

I've got a theory we should work this fast -

Willow and Giles:

Because it clearly could get serious before it's passed.

Tara:

I've got a theory -

Buffy:

It doesn't matter...

What can't we face if we're together?

What's in this place that we can't weather?

Apocalypse?

We've all been there

The same old trips

Why should we care?

Buffy, Anya, Giles, Tara, Willow And Xander:

What can't we do if we get in it?

We'll work it through within a minute

We have to try

We'll pay the price

It's do or die

Buffy:

Hey, I've died twice.

Buffy, Anya, Tara, Willow and Xander:

What can't we face if we're together?

Giles:

What can't we face?

Buffy, Anya, Tara, Willow and Xander:

What's in this place we can't weather?

Giles:

If we're together...

Buffy, Anya, Tara, Willow and Xander:

There's nothing we can't face

Anya:

...Except for bunnies.