Buffy

Buffy - I'll never tell lyrics

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<b>I'll never tell</b> by <i>Buffy</i><br />Anya:

This is the man that I intend to entangle

Isn't he fine?

My claim to fame was to maim and to mangle

Vengeance was mine!

But I'm out of the biz

The name I made, I'll trade for his

The only trouble is - -

I'll never tell.

Xander:

She is the one

She's such wonderful fun

Such passion and grace

Warm in the night when I'm right in her tight - -

Embrace! Tight embrace!

I'll never let her go

The love we've known can only grow

There's just one thing that - -

No. I'll never tell.

Anya and Xander:

Cause there's nothing to tell.

Anya:

He snores

Xander:

She wheezes

Anya:

Say "housework" and he freezes

Xander:

She eats these skeezy cheeses that I can't describe

Anya:

I talk; he breezes

Xander:

She doesn't know what "please" is

Anya:

His penis got diseases from a Chumash tribe!

Anya and Xander:

The vibe gets kind of scary

Xander:

Like, she thinks I'm ordinary

Anya:

Like, it's all just temporary

Xander:

Like, her toes are kind of hairy

Anya and Xander:

But it's all very well

Cause, God knows, I'll never tell!

Anya:

When things get rough, he

Just hides behind his Buffy!

Now look, he's getting huffy

Cause he knows that I know.

Xander:

She clings

She's needy

She's also really greedy

She nev - -

Anya:

His eyes are beady!

Xander:

This is my verse, hello?

She - -

Anya: (Spoken)

Hey, look at me! I'm dancing crazy!

Anya and Xander:

You know

Xander:

You're quite the charmer

Anya:

My knight in armor

Xander:

You're the cutest of the Scoobies

With your lips as red as rubies

And your firm, yet supple - -

Tight embrace!

Anya:

He's swell

Xander:

She's sweller

Anya:

He'll always be my feller

Xander:

That's why I'll never tell her that I'm petrified

Anya:

I've read this tale

There's wedding, then betrayal

And I know there'll come the day I'll want to run and hide

Anya and Xander:

I've lied

I've said it's easy

I've tried

But there's these fears I've can't quell

Xander:

Is she looking for a pot of gold

Anya:

Will I look good when I've gotten old?

Xander:

Will our lives become too stressful if I'm never that successful?

Anya:

Will I get so worn and wrinkly that I look like David Brinkley?

Xander:

Am I crazy?

Anya:

Am I dreamin'?

Xander:

Am I marrying a demon?

Anya and Xander:

We can really raise the beam in making marriage a hell!

So, thank God, I'll never tell!

I swear, that I'll never tell

Xander:

My lips are sealed

Anya:

I take the Fifth

Xander:

Nothing to see

Move it along

Anya and Xander:

I'll never

Tell!

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