Buffy - I'll never tell lyrics
rate me<b>I'll never tell</b> by <i>Buffy</i><br />Anya:
This is the man that I intend to entangle
Isn't he fine?
My claim to fame was to maim and to mangle
Vengeance was mine!
But I'm out of the biz
The name I made, I'll trade for his
The only trouble is - -
I'll never tell.
Xander:
She is the one
She's such wonderful fun
Such passion and grace
Warm in the night when I'm right in her tight - -
Embrace! Tight embrace!
I'll never let her go
The love we've known can only grow
There's just one thing that - -
No. I'll never tell.
Anya and Xander:
Cause there's nothing to tell.
Anya:
He snores
Xander:
She wheezes
Anya:
Say "housework" and he freezes
Xander:
She eats these skeezy cheeses that I can't describe
Anya:
I talk; he breezes
Xander:
She doesn't know what "please" is
Anya:
His penis got diseases from a Chumash tribe!
Anya and Xander:
The vibe gets kind of scary
Xander:
Like, she thinks I'm ordinary
Anya:
Like, it's all just temporary
Xander:
Like, her toes are kind of hairy
Anya and Xander:
But it's all very well
Cause, God knows, I'll never tell!
Anya:
When things get rough, he
Just hides behind his Buffy!
Now look, he's getting huffy
Cause he knows that I know.
Xander:
She clings
She's needy
She's also really greedy
She nev - -
Anya:
His eyes are beady!
Xander:
This is my verse, hello?
She - -
Anya: (Spoken)
Hey, look at me! I'm dancing crazy!
Anya and Xander:
You know
Xander:
You're quite the charmer
Anya:
My knight in armor
Xander:
You're the cutest of the Scoobies
With your lips as red as rubies
And your firm, yet supple - -
Tight embrace!
Anya:
He's swell
Xander:
She's sweller
Anya:
He'll always be my feller
Xander:
That's why I'll never tell her that I'm petrified
Anya:
I've read this tale
There's wedding, then betrayal
And I know there'll come the day I'll want to run and hide
Anya and Xander:
I've lied
I've said it's easy
I've tried
But there's these fears I've can't quell
Xander:
Is she looking for a pot of gold
Anya:
Will I look good when I've gotten old?
Xander:
Will our lives become too stressful if I'm never that successful?
Anya:
Will I get so worn and wrinkly that I look like David Brinkley?
Xander:
Am I crazy?
Anya:
Am I dreamin'?
Xander:
Am I marrying a demon?
Anya and Xander:
We can really raise the beam in making marriage a hell!
So, thank God, I'll never tell!
I swear, that I'll never tell
Xander:
My lips are sealed
Anya:
I take the Fifth
Xander:
Nothing to see
Move it along
Anya and Xander:
I'll never
Tell!
