Buffy The Vampire Slayer Once More, With Feeling movie - I'll Never Tell lyrics

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Song by Xander & Anya<br /><br>

This is the man that I plan to entangle <br>

Isn't he fine? <br>

My claim to fame was to maim and to mangle <br>

Vengeance was mine <br>

But I’m out of the biz <br>

The name I made I'll trade for his <br>

The only trouble is... <br>

I’ll never tell <br>

<br>

She is the one she's such wonderful fun <br>

Such passion and grace <br>

Warm in the night when I’m right<br>

In her tight-- <br>

embrace,<br>

Tight embrace <br>

I’ll never let her go <br>

The love we've known can only grow <br>

There's just one thing that-- <br>

No.<br>

I’ll never tell <br>

Both: 'cause there's<br>

Nothing to tell <br>

<br>

He snores <br>

She wheezes <br>

Say "housework," and he freezes<br>

She eats these Skeezy cheeses <br>

That I can't describe <br>

I talk, <br>

He breezes <br>

She doesn't know<br>

What please is <br>

His penis got diseases<br>

From a chumash tribe <br>

The vibe gets kind of scary <br>

Like she thinks I'm ordinary <br>

Like it's all just temporary <br>

Like her toes are kind of hairy <br>

But it's all very well <br>

'Cause, god knows,<br>

I'll never tell <br>

<br>

When things get rough <br>

He just hides behind his Buffy <br>

Now look, he's getting huffy <br>

'Cause he knows that I know <br>

She clings, <br>

She's needy <br>

She's also really greedy <br>

She never--<br>

His eyes are beady <br>

This is my verse,<br>

Hello? She-- <br>

<br>

Look at me!<br>

I'm dancin' crazy!<br>

<br>

You know <br>

You're quite the charmer <br>

My knight in armour <br>

You're the cutest of the scoobies <br>

With your lips as red as rubies <br>

And your firm yet supple-- <br>

Tight embrace <br>

<br>

He's swell <br>

She's sweller <br>

He'll always be my feller <br>

That's why I’ll never<br>

Tell her that I’m petrified <br>

I’ve read this tale <br>

There's wedding<br>

Then betrayal <br>

I know there'll come the day<br>

I'll want to run and hide <br>

<br>

I lied <br>

I said it's easy <br>

I’ve tried <br>

But there's these fears I can't quell <br>

Is she looking for a pot of gold? <br>

Will I look good when I’ve gotten old?<br>

Will our lives become too stressful <br>

If I’m never that successful? <br>

When I get so worn and wrinkly <br>

That I look like David Brinkley <br>

Am I crazy? <br>

Am I dreamin'? <br>

Am I marrying<br>

A demon? <br>

We could<br>

Really raise the beam <br>

In makin' marriage a hell <br>

So, thank god,<br>

I'll never tell <br>

I swear<br>

That I’ll never tell <br>

My lips<br>

Are sealed <br>

I take the fifth <br>

Nothing to see,<br>

Move it along <br>

I’ll never <br>

Tell<br>

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