Buffy Musical Episode - Missus lyrics

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Mr Xander Harris,<br />

That's what he is to the world outside<br />

That's the name he carries with pride<br />

I'm just lately "Anya"<br />

Not very much to the world, I know<br />

All these years, with nothing to show<br />

<br />

I've boned a troll,<br />

I've reaked some wrath<br />

But on the whole I've had no path,<br />

I like to bowl I'm good with math<br />

But who am I?<br />

Now I reply<br />

<br />

I'm the missis<br />

I will be his missus<br />

Mrs Anya Christina Emmanuella Jenkins Harris<br />

<br />

What's the point of loving--<br />

I mean except for the sweaty part--<br />

What's the point of losing your heart?<br />

Maybe if you're lucky<br />

Being a pair makes you twice as tall<br />

Maybe you're not losing at all<br />

<br />

No need to cover up my heart<br />

Plus see above re: sweaty part<br />

So maybe love is pretty smart<br />

Then so am I<br />

I've found my guy<br />

<br />

And I'll be missis<br />

I will be his missis<br />

Mrs Anya Lame-ass-Made-up-Maiden-Name Harris<br />

<br />

We'll never part, not if we can<br />

But if we start, then here's my plan<br />

I'll show him what bliss is<br />

Welcome him with kisses<br />

Cause this is a missis who misses her man<br />

<br />

He's my Xander and he's awfully swell<br />

It makes financial sense as well<br />

Although he can be..I'll never tell.<br />

Just stand aside, here comes the bride<br />

<br />

I'll be missis,<br />

I will be his missis<br />

I will beeeee--