Buffy Musical Episode - I'll Never Tell lyrics
rate meANYA<br />
This is the man that I plan to entangle<br />
Isn't he fine?<br />
My claim to fame was to maim and to mangle<br />
Vengeance was mine! <br />
<br />
But I'm out of that biz<br />
The name I made, I'll trade for his<br />
The only trouble is - - <br />
I'll never tell. <br />
<br />
XANDER<br />
She is the one<br />
She's such wonderful fun<br />
Such passion and grace<br />
Warm in the night when I'm right in her tight - -<br />
Embrace! Tight embrace! <br />
<br />
I'll never let her go<br />
The love we've known can only grow<br />
There's just one thing that - -<br />
No. I'll never tell. <br />
<br />
ANYA AND XANDER<br />
Cause there's nothing to tell. <br />
<br />
ANYA<br />
He snores <br />
<br />
XANDER<br />
She wheezes <br />
<br />
ANYA<br />
Say "housework" and he freezes <br />
<br />
XANDER<br />
She eats these skeazy cheeses that I can't describe <br />
<br />
ANYA<br />
I talk; he breezes <br />
<br />
XANDER<br />
She doesn't know what pleases<br />
<br />
ANYA<br />
His penis got diseases from a Chumash tribe! <br />
<br />
ANYA AND XANDER<br />
The vibe gets kind of scary <br />
<br />
XANDER<br />
Like she thinks I'm ordinary <br />
<br />
ANYA<br />
Like it's all just temporary <br />
<br />
XANDER<br />
Like her toes are kind of hairy <br />
<br />
ANYA AND XANDER<br />
But it's all very well<br />
Cause, God knows, I'll never tell! <br />
<br />
ANYA<br />
When things get rough, he<br />
Just hides behind his Buffy!<br />
Now look, he's getting huffy<br />
Cause he knows that I know. <br />
<br />
XANDER<br />
She clings<br />
She's needy<br />
She's also really greedy<br />
She nev - - <br />
<br />
ANYA<br />
His eyes are beady! <br />
<br />
XANDER<br />
This is my verse, hello?<br />
She - - <br />
<br />
ANYA (Spoken)<br />
Look at me! I'm dancing crazy! <br />
<br />
--dancing music--<br />
<br />
ANYA AND XANDER<br />
You know <br />
<br />
XANDER<br />
You're quite the charmer <br />
<br />
ANYA<br />
My knight in armor <br />
<br />
XANDER<br />
You're the cutest of the Scoobies<br />
With your lips as red as rubies<br />
And your firm, yet supple - - <br />
Tight embrace! <br />
<br />
ANYA<br />
He's swell <br />
<br />
XANDER<br />
She's sweller <br />
<br />
ANYA<br />
He'll always be my feller <br />
<br />
XANDER<br />
That's why I'll never tell her that I'm petrified <br />
<br />
ANYA<br />
I've read this tale<br />
There's wedding, then betrayal<br />
I know there'll come the day I'll want to run and hide <br />
<br />
ANYA AND XANDER<br />
I lied<br />
I said it's easy<br />
I've tried<br />
But there's these fears I can't quell <br />
<br />
XANDER<br />
Is she looking for a pot of gold?<br />
<br />
ANYA<br />
Will I look good when I've gotten old? <br />
<br />
XANDER<br />
Will our lives become too stressful if I'm never that successful? <br />
<br />
ANYA<br />
Will I get so worn and wrinkly that I look like David Brinkley? <br />
<br />
XANDER<br />
Am I crazy? <br />
<br />
ANYA<br />
Am I dreamin'? <br />
<br />
XANDER<br />
Am I marrying a demon? <br />
<br />
ANYA AND XANDER<br />
We can really raise the beam in making marriage a hell... <br />
<br />
So thank God I'll never tell!<br />
I swear that I'll never tell! <br />
<br />
XANDER<br />
My lips are sealed <br />
<br />
ANYA<br />
I take the Fifth <br />
<br />
XANDER<br />
Nothing to see<br />
Move it along <br />
<br />
ANYA AND XANDER<br />
I'll never - -<br />
Tell!
