Buddy Hackett - Chinese Rock And Egg Roll lyrics

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You remember me<br />

I used to have a nice Chinese restaurant<br />

People used to come in and eat nice<br />

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Used to sell a egg roll<br />

Used to sell a lobster roll<br />

Then they put in a three-piece band<br />

Play nice music<br />

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Play the foxtrot<br />

Play the mambo<br />

Now they don't play<br />

They play new<br />

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You see<br />

No more egg loll<br />

No more lobster loll<br />

You see, lock and loll<br />

Lock and loll<br />

Everything lock and loll<br />

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Hey, stop the music<br />

Stop the music<br />

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Boy, make me clazy<br />

The lock and loll<br />

Everybody come in here<br />

Seventeen<br />

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Used to have a nice couples come in here<br />

People thirty-five, thirty<br />

Used to sit down, hold hands<br />

Split a bowl of chop suey<br />

Eat a little rice<br />

Was so nice<br />

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Now the people come in here<br />

All the same age<br />

Asked a girl the other day<br />

How old are you<br />

She say, seventeen<br />

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I said, that's nice<br />

How old your friend<br />

She said, seventeen<br />

I said, how old your mother<br />

She said, seventeen<br />

Your father, seventeen<br />

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What's the matter<br />

Everybody seventeen<br />

What happened to eighteen<br />

What happened to nineeen<br />

What happened to twenty<br />

What happened to the other numbers<br />

Stop the music<br />

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Oh, make me clazy<br />

The lock and loll<br />

Spoil my kinda customer<br />

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Used to have nice people come in<br />

Dressed very crassy<br />

Sometime wear the tuxedo<br />

Girl wear the evening gowns<br />

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Wear the cocktail dress<br />

Men come in with a nice sport jacket<br />

Plaid, double-frap in the back<br />

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Sometime not too crassy<br />

Only got a single-frap<br />

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Get big executive, Madison Avenue<br />

Dressed with a charcoal gray suit<br />

Got a charcoal gray shirt<br />

Charcoal tie, charcoal shoes<br />

Take a look on their hands<br />

Sometimes charcoal hands<br />

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I say, Hey, executive<br />

I think you better wash up<br />

Before you eat<br />

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Now, evelybody come in<br />

Got a rock and roll suit on<br />

What's that<br />

That's a dungaree suit<br />

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I say, why do you wear that dungaree for<br />

Why do you wear that dungaree pants<br />

Why do you wear that dungaree jacket<br />

Why you got that dungaree face<br />

What's that for<br />

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Because I'm little dungalee doll<br />

Dungalee doll, dungalee doll<br />

Evelybody here a dungalee doll<br />

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You no dungalee doll<br />

You dungalee jerk<br />

You spoil my prace<br />

I said, get outta here<br />

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No wanna lock and loll<br />

No wanna dungalee doll<br />

Stop that music<br />

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Oh, they make me clazy<br />

Ellybody is a lock and loll<br />

Ellybody is seventeen<br />

Ellybody is a dungalee doll<br />

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No egg loll<br />

No lock and roll<br />

Plenty lock and loll<br />

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You got a six o'clock lock<br />

You got seven o'clock loll<br />

You got a eight o'clock lock<br />

You got a nine o'clock loll<br />

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They never stop the lock<br />

They never stop the loll<br />

They lock alound the clock<br />

And they loll alound the clock<br />

And they lock and they loll<br />

And they loll and they lock<br />

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Make me crazy<br />

Don't know what to hock<br />

Getting crazy<br />

The band keep praying<br />

Don't want to stop<br />

I don't care<br />

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'Cause they playing my song<br />

The whole night long<br />

Close up the door<br />

Don't close the store<br />

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Stay here, all night<br />

And sing that crazy<br />

Rock and loll song<br />

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And now come the Chinese beat