Buddy Hackett - Chinese Rock And Egg Roll lyrics
rate meYou remember me<br />
I used to have a nice Chinese restaurant<br />
People used to come in and eat nice<br />
<br />
Used to sell a egg roll<br />
Used to sell a lobster roll<br />
Then they put in a three-piece band<br />
Play nice music<br />
<br />
Play the foxtrot<br />
Play the mambo<br />
Now they don't play<br />
They play new<br />
<br />
You see<br />
No more egg loll<br />
No more lobster loll<br />
You see, lock and loll<br />
Lock and loll<br />
Everything lock and loll<br />
<br />
Hey, stop the music<br />
Stop the music<br />
<br />
Boy, make me clazy<br />
The lock and loll<br />
Everybody come in here<br />
Seventeen<br />
<br />
Used to have a nice couples come in here<br />
People thirty-five, thirty<br />
Used to sit down, hold hands<br />
Split a bowl of chop suey<br />
Eat a little rice<br />
Was so nice<br />
<br />
Now the people come in here<br />
All the same age<br />
Asked a girl the other day<br />
How old are you<br />
She say, seventeen<br />
<br />
I said, that's nice<br />
How old your friend<br />
She said, seventeen<br />
I said, how old your mother<br />
She said, seventeen<br />
Your father, seventeen<br />
<br />
What's the matter<br />
Everybody seventeen<br />
What happened to eighteen<br />
What happened to nineeen<br />
What happened to twenty<br />
What happened to the other numbers<br />
Stop the music<br />
<br />
Oh, make me clazy<br />
The lock and loll<br />
Spoil my kinda customer<br />
<br />
Used to have nice people come in<br />
Dressed very crassy<br />
Sometime wear the tuxedo<br />
Girl wear the evening gowns<br />
<br />
Wear the cocktail dress<br />
Men come in with a nice sport jacket<br />
Plaid, double-frap in the back<br />
<br />
Sometime not too crassy<br />
Only got a single-frap<br />
<br />
Get big executive, Madison Avenue<br />
Dressed with a charcoal gray suit<br />
Got a charcoal gray shirt<br />
Charcoal tie, charcoal shoes<br />
Take a look on their hands<br />
Sometimes charcoal hands<br />
<br />
I say, Hey, executive<br />
I think you better wash up<br />
Before you eat<br />
<br />
Now, evelybody come in<br />
Got a rock and roll suit on<br />
What's that<br />
That's a dungaree suit<br />
<br />
I say, why do you wear that dungaree for<br />
Why do you wear that dungaree pants<br />
Why do you wear that dungaree jacket<br />
Why you got that dungaree face<br />
What's that for<br />
<br />
Because I'm little dungalee doll<br />
Dungalee doll, dungalee doll<br />
Evelybody here a dungalee doll<br />
<br />
You no dungalee doll<br />
You dungalee jerk<br />
You spoil my prace<br />
I said, get outta here<br />
<br />
No wanna lock and loll<br />
No wanna dungalee doll<br />
Stop that music<br />
<br />
Oh, they make me clazy<br />
Ellybody is a lock and loll<br />
Ellybody is seventeen<br />
Ellybody is a dungalee doll<br />
<br />
No egg loll<br />
No lock and roll<br />
Plenty lock and loll<br />
<br />
You got a six o'clock lock<br />
You got seven o'clock loll<br />
You got a eight o'clock lock<br />
You got a nine o'clock loll<br />
<br />
They never stop the lock<br />
They never stop the loll<br />
They lock alound the clock<br />
And they loll alound the clock<br />
And they lock and they loll<br />
And they loll and they lock<br />
<br />
Make me crazy<br />
Don't know what to hock<br />
Getting crazy<br />
The band keep praying<br />
Don't want to stop<br />
I don't care<br />
<br />
'Cause they playing my song<br />
The whole night long<br />
Close up the door<br />
Don't close the store<br />
<br />
Stay here, all night<br />
And sing that crazy<br />
Rock and loll song<br />
<br />
And now come the Chinese beat