Buck-O-Nine - Sappy Love Song lyrics

rate me

the perfect love song

doesn't make you cry

it's filled with sorrow

and brutal goodbyes

so if she's cryin'

you know you've done something right

and if she hates you

you'll sleep better at night

the perfect lover

never holds your hand

the perfect date feels

just like a one night stand

the perfect girlfriend

says this is the end

the perfect breakup

ends in "can we be friends?"