Buck-O-Nine - Jennifer's Cold lyrics

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On the freeway, all the cares have stopped

'Cause the big news has dropped

All the phones are ringing

It's got all the neighbors singing

Police chief is calling the detectives

Navy SEALs are being selected

President is calling his advisors

Greenpeace is putting out flyers

We've got ourselves a little situation

It's worse than an alien invasion

Jennifer has got a cold and

Everybody's got to know

We've got ourselves a little situation

It's worse than an alien invasion

Jennifer has got a cold and

She can't complain to no one

There's a news break, for everybody watching

Jennifer has just started coughing

The doctors can't explain it(hah)

"How did she ever obtain this?"

All her friends are sending get well cards

"You could beat it, just gotta fight hard!"

All the world is sitting home waiting

All the priests are singing and praying

We've got ourselves a little situation

It's worse than an alien invasion

Jennifer has got a cold and

Everybody's got to know

We've got ourselves a little situation

It's worse than an alien invasion

Jennifer has got a cold and

She can't complain to no one

Yeeeaaaaaahhhh!

SWAT team has Jennifer surrounded

Coast guard takes her to an island

Out there, no one gets infected

Jenny lives where she can be protected

United Nation emergency meeting

Declares the whole world is grieving

And peace will come if Jenny just gets well

Please come home soon!

We've got ourselves a little situation

It's worse than an alien invasion

Jennifer has got a cold and

Everybody's got to know

We've got ourselves a little situation

It's worse than an alien invasion

Jennifer has got a cold and

She can't complain to no one!