Buck-O-Nine - Callin' In Sick lyrics

rate me

im calling in sick

im calling in sick

this is mike and im calling in sick

my leg got hurt got hit by a brick

this is mike and im calling in sick

i spent four years in the USMC

i learned how to fight

i learned how to drink

and when i got a real job i couldnt believe

so every monday morning

this is what youll here from me

ive never had a job

more than minimum wage

ive never worked an 8 hour day

and if my boss says son you gotta work late

as quick as i could say it

this is what youd here me say

its 9:15 and im late again

i think ill finish that fifth of gin

then ill call my boss and ill tell him again

ill tell him that im not coming in