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Brobdingnagian Bards - Psychopathic, Chronic, Schizophrenic Gollum Blues lyrics

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Old Bilbo found a ring

It was the one ring of the Dark Lord

Old Bilbo found a ring

It was the one ring of the Dark Lord

Now I'm hunted by a schizo

Called Smeagol or Gollum hes out of his gourd

Sauron tortured Gollum, but the slimy runt got away

Yeah, Sauron tortured Gollum, but the slimy runt got away

Now he's leading my to Mordor, wonders if Sam and I are gay

I got the Psychopathic, Chronic, Schizophrenic Gollum Blues

I got the Psychopathic, Chronic, Schizophrenic Gollum Blues

And if Smeagol don't betray me

The Dark Lord'll make Headline News

At the Gates of Mordor Smeagol said "They ain't now way"

[They ain't no way my precious-s-s]

At the Gates of Mordor Smeagol said "They ain't now way"

[Silly hobbits-s-s, Follow Smeagol]

Said, "I'll take you to Shelob, She'll have a hobbit filet"

I got the Psychopathic, Chronic, Schizophrenic Gollum Blues

I got the Psychopathic, Chronic, Schizophrenic Gollum Blues

And if Smeagol don't betray me

Sauron'll make the hobbits wear shoes

Well, we climbed Mount Doom, but the ring made me all whacked

[Out of my mind!]

Yeah, we climbed Mount Doom, but the ring made me all whacked

[Man, I don't know what I was thinking?!]

So Gollum bit the ring off, and did a Swan dive in the Crack

I got the Psychopathic, Chronic, Schizophrenic Gollum Blues

I got the Psychopathic, Chronic, Schizophrenic Gollum Blues

And if Smeagol don't betray me

Middle-Earth'll sing The Dark Lord Blues

I got the Psychopathic, Chronic, Schizophrenic Gollum Blues

I got the Psychopathic, Chronic, Schizophrenic Gollum Blues

And if Gollum'll just betray me

I'll fially take that Elven Cruise

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