Brit Awards 2012 - Best British Female Parody Song lyrics
rate meProfessor Green Cover "Read All About It" ; Written & Performed by Jenny Bede
I'm gonna win, I'm gonna shout
I'm gonna scream till the words dry out
So I'm gonna work the red carpet
Eyes on the target
I'm not leaving without it, leaving without
This Brit
This is my time, Britain's best female. This Brit is mine, you won't see me fail
Just a minute it Miss J, recall pride comes before a fall
You wouldn't wanna break your other leg, that wouldn't do at all
And it's clear I'll clean up at the ceremonials this year
I don't know flower, last year shower had the whole damn place in tears
Someone like you, that might be true, but did you win?
No I did darling
Lucky for you I wasn't nominated
Yeah, shut up Marling
Why stop fighting, wasting time, this gold is all mine ladies
While you were busy being babies, I got some practice in the 80's
Kate please
I'll take all of you down
You what?
How you do that gangsta?
...
And when I win, I'm gonna shout
I'm gonna scream till some ... comes out
So someone make sure that my name is with the engravers
Not leaving without it
Leaving without this Brit
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
You're not leaving without it?
I don't even doubt it
I got my lungs, let's not spout shit
Check the bling on my outfit!
It's not about the money or looks, this is all about the voice
Yeah that's true - hey wait, remind me, when did you win Britain's choice?
Come on, it's not only you
I also won it
I did too
That's enough from you Florence, yeah? Don't make me call my crew. Oh that's right, I roll deep.
Wiv ma Mandem
Where's Pro Green
Ok, ok, I'm sorry
Great, who wants to hear my acceptance speech?
I'd like to thank my-
Shut up!
Shut up Kate!
My fellow nominees. Couldn't have done it with my best friends-
Einstein?
Darwin?
Ghandi?
Please! And of course my-
Boring!
Girls, please don't be so rude!
Too much estrogen, I'm beating them, I do it like a du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-
You wanna do it like a dude so much?
That's all that we've been hearing!
Then go and join Best Male category?
Try and beat Ed Sheeran
And when I win, I'm gonna shout
I'm gonna scream till the words dry out
So someone go ring that James Cordon
Bring the award and
I'm not leaving without it
Leaving without the Brit
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
I'm gonna win
Haven't a doubt
And I will smile as I fight the sound
So put in all of the papers
I'm not afraid,
I'm not leaving without it
Not leaving without this Brit.
Thanks to arcsbite for correcting these lyrics