Brit Awards 2012

Brit Awards 2012 - Best British Female Parody Song lyrics

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Professor Green Cover "Read All About It" ; Written & Performed by Jenny Bede

I'm gonna win, I'm gonna shout

I'm gonna scream till the words dry out

So I'm gonna work the red carpet

Eyes on the target

I'm not leaving without it, leaving without

This Brit

This is my time, Britain's best female. This Brit is mine, you won't see me fail

Just a minute it Miss J, recall pride comes before a fall

You wouldn't wanna break your other leg, that wouldn't do at all

And it's clear I'll clean up at the ceremonials this year

I don't know flower, last year shower had the whole damn place in tears

Someone like you, that might be true, but did you win?

No I did darling

Lucky for you I wasn't nominated

Yeah, shut up Marling

Why stop fighting, wasting time, this gold is all mine ladies

While you were busy being babies, I got some practice in the 80's

Kate please

I'll take all of you down

You what?

How you do that gangsta?

...

And when I win, I'm gonna shout

I'm gonna scream till some ... comes out

So someone make sure that my name is with the engravers

Not leaving without it

Leaving without this Brit

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

You're not leaving without it?

I don't even doubt it

I got my lungs, let's not spout shit

Check the bling on my outfit!

It's not about the money or looks, this is all about the voice

Yeah that's true - hey wait, remind me, when did you win Britain's choice?

Come on, it's not only you

I also won it

I did too

That's enough from you Florence, yeah? Don't make me call my crew. Oh that's right, I roll deep.

Wiv ma Mandem

Where's Pro Green

Ok, ok, I'm sorry

Great, who wants to hear my acceptance speech?

I'd like to thank my-

Shut up!

Shut up Kate!

My fellow nominees. Couldn't have done it with my best friends-

Einstein?

Darwin?

Ghandi?

Please! And of course my-

Boring!

Girls, please don't be so rude!

Too much estrogen, I'm beating them, I do it like a du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-

You wanna do it like a dude so much?

That's all that we've been hearing!

Then go and join Best Male category?

Try and beat Ed Sheeran

And when I win, I'm gonna shout

I'm gonna scream till the words dry out

So someone go ring that James Cordon

Bring the award and

I'm not leaving without it

Leaving without the Brit

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

I'm gonna win

Haven't a doubt

And I will smile as I fight the sound

So put in all of the papers

I'm not afraid,

I'm not leaving without it

Not leaving without this Brit.

Thanks to arcsbite for correcting these lyrics

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Anonymous
Monday 6th of February 2012 11:03
Impersonating the five nominees (Jessie J, Adele, Florence & The Machine, Kate Bush and Laura Marling), Jenny has got a potential viral in her hands with ‘Brit Awards 2012 – Best British Female’. Great acting but great singing also.