Bring It On - U.G.L.Y lyrics

rate me

Okay, I'm a cheerleader now!

CHORUS:

U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi, you ugly, eh eh, you ugly

(x4)

I saw you walking down the street just the other day

I didn't see your damage that far away

I should have got a clue when the kids started screaming

You walked up to me with your buckteeth a-gleaming

Your hair was all frizzy, and your face was a mess

I thought that was a sack, but it's your favorite dress

You hurt the trees' feelings and the birds all flew

I don't mean to insult you- oh wait, yes I do!

Your teeth are yellow, they're covered with mold

You're only fourteen, you look a hundred years old

When looks were handed out, you were last in line

Your face looks like where the sun don't shine

Did you fall off a building and land on your head?

Or did a truck run over your face instead?

There ain't no pill, cuz you ain't ill, you're ugly!

Chorus (x2)

What really need is to wear a mask

And book that plastic surgeon fast

Girl, you're scary, you're hairy, I heard about you

You're the main attraction at the City Zoo

You're so fat and ugly with a belly full of flab

When you wear a yellow coat people shout out, "CAB!"

(you're so funny...I know!)

You got eyes like a pig, your nose is big

And with hair like that you should be wearing a wig

Uncle Fester remember him?

I never knew that you had a twin!

You can't disguise your googly eyes

And in a Miss Ugly Pageant, you'd win first prize!

yo momma says you ugly,YOU UGLY!

Chorus (x2)

U-G-L-Y(x10) you aint got no alibi you ugly!

Yo mama said you ugly (x3)

Chorus (x2)

Quasimodo, camelbreath, squarehead, UGLY!

Chicken legs, pigface, chin like Bubba, UGLY!

Fishlips, toad liver, pointdexter, UGLY!

Spaghetti arms, limp butt, freak show, UGLY!

Chorus

U-G-L-Y, you could make an onion cry!

U-G-L-Y, like an alien chased by the FBI

U-G-L-Y (x10)

You ain't got no alibi, you ugly!