Bring It On - U-G-L-Y lyrics

rate me

OK I'm a cheerleader now

CHORUS:

U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi, you ugly, eh eh, you ugly

(x4)

I saw you walking down the street,

just the other day

I didn't see your damage,

from that far away

I should have got a clue,

when the kids started screaming

You walked up to me,

with your buckteeth a-gleaming

Your hair is all frizzy,

and your face is a mess

I thought that was a sack,

but it's your favorite dress

You hurt the trees' feelings,

and the birds all flew

I don't mean to insult you- oh wait, yes I do!

Your teeth are yellow,

they're covered with mold

You're only fourteen,

but you look a hundred years old

When looks were handed out,

you were last in line

Your face looks like where the sun don't shine

Did you fall off a building and land on your head?

Or did a truck run over your face instead?

There ain't no pill,

cuz you ain't ill,

you're ugly!

Chorus (x2)

What you really need is to wear a mask

And book that plastic surgeon fast

Girl,

you're scary,

you're hairy,

I heard about you

You're the main attraction at the City Zoo

You're so fat and ugly with a belly full of flab

When you wear a yellow coat

people shout out, "CAB!"

(you're so funny...I know!)

You got eyes like a pig,

your nose is big

And with hair like that

you should be wearing a wig

uncle fester remeber him?

I never knew that you had a twin

You can't disguise yo googly eyes

And in a Miss Ugly Pageant,

you'd win first prize!

Yo mama say you ugly!

You ugly!

Chorus (x2)

U-G-L-Y (x8)

you ain't got no alibi, you ugly!

Get dizzy (x9)

Now I feel like laundry

Chorus (x2)

Quasimodo,

camelbreath,

squarehead,

UGLY!

Chicken legs,

pigface,

chin like Bubba,

UGLY!

Fishlips,

toad liver,

pointdexter,

UGLY!

Spaghetti arms,

limp butt,

freak show,

UGLY!

Chorus

U-G-L-Y, you could make an onion cry!

U-G-L-Y, like an alien chased by the FBI

U-G-L-Y (x10)

You ain't got no alibi, you ugly!