Brilliant Inventions, The - Angry Lesbian Lyrics lyrics

rate me

I'm not a tough guy

Baby I've tried

But when things get rough

I get beat up

And I go home and cry

I know this one girl

She rocks my whole world

She makes a lot of noise

She's badder than the boys

I wanna be like her

Oh wah uh oh

When I can't be who I am

I wanna be an angry lesbian

I wanna scare the shit right outta men

In my muscle tee

And my spiked arm band

I'd have a hot girlfriend

An angry lesbian

I would be so rude

If you're not a girl too

But ironically somehow

If science came around

I might become a dude

Oh wha uh oh

Does anybody understand

I wanna be an angry lesbian

I wanna scare the shit right outta men

Like Mellissa Ethridge can

I'd be the butch girlfriend

An angry lesbian

My girl would love every one of my songs

She'd say I can't get off without your guitar strapon

I wanna be an angry lesbian

I wanna scare the shit right outta men

Like Annie Defranco can

When she has a girlfriend

An angry lesbian

Lesbian

La la la lesbian

La la la lesbian

There she goes