Bright Lights, Big City movie - I Hate the French lyrics
rate me<br>
Jamie:<br>
Depardieu’s a restaurant critic<br>
He hasn’t left Paris in years<br>
He spends his days in cafes and cabarets<br>
Driving me to tears<br>
His spelling’s completely atrocious<br>
His turn of phrase absurd<br>
He thinks he’s pretty precocious<br>
But his shit is full of merde<br>
I hate the French<br>
I hate them all<br>
From Toulouse Le Fucking Trek<br>
To Charles de Gaulle<br>
I can’t stand the way they put that little thing above the ‘e’<br>
I hate the French<br>
I hate the French<br>
I hate the French<br>
I hate the French<br>
I hate the French<br>
I hate the French<br>
I hate the French<br>
Bonjour, Monsieur Depardieu<br>
Vous too, Monsieur Depardieu<br>
You’re making my life a misery too<br>
So may I say something entre new?<br>
Go to hell Jacques Brell, the Eiffel Tower too<br>
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Secretary:<br>
Jamie, Jacques Brell is Belgian<br>
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Jamie: <br>
I hate the French<br>
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Secretary:<br>
He hates the French<br>
Jamie:<br>
They’re beau gele<br>
Their cheese, their Paris breeze<br>
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Secretary:<br>
Their gay parades<br>
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Jamie:<br>
Pierre Cardin, your concaven<br>
Has got a lousy stench<br>
I hate the French<br>
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Secretary:<br>
He hates the French<br>
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Jamie: <br>
I hate the French<br>
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Secretary:<br>
He hates the French<br>
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Jamie:<br>
I hate the French<br>
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Secretary:<br>
I hate the French<br>
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Both:<br>
We hate the French<br>
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Jamie:<br>
They say that they have savoir faire<br>
But I can’t see it anywhere<br>
The world thinks jejune petit<br>
Moi aussi<br>
I hate the French<br>
That’s the deal<br>
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Secretary:<br>
Though I do agree with wine at every meal<br>
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Jamie: <br>
But apart from that, I have to say<br>
I’ve never met a French, mench<br>
I rest my case<br>
I take the bench<br>
I hate the French<br>
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Secretary:<br>
Jamie, it’s your brother calling again<br>
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