Bright Lights, Big City movie

Bright Lights, Big City movie - I Hate the French lyrics

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Jamie:<br>

Depardieu’s a restaurant critic<br>

He hasn’t left Paris in years<br>

He spends his days in cafes and cabarets<br>

Driving me to tears<br>

His spelling’s completely atrocious<br>

His turn of phrase absurd<br>

He thinks he’s pretty precocious<br>

But his shit is full of merde<br>

I hate the French<br>

I hate them all<br>

From Toulouse Le Fucking Trek<br>

To Charles de Gaulle<br>

I can’t stand the way they put that little thing above the ‘e’<br>

I hate the French<br>

I hate the French<br>

I hate the French<br>

I hate the French<br>

I hate the French<br>

I hate the French<br>

I hate the French<br>

Bonjour, Monsieur Depardieu<br>

Vous too, Monsieur Depardieu<br>

You’re making my life a misery too<br>

So may I say something entre new?<br>

Go to hell Jacques Brell, the Eiffel Tower too<br>

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Secretary:<br>

Jamie, Jacques Brell is Belgian<br>

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Jamie: <br>

I hate the French<br>

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Secretary:<br>

He hates the French<br>

Jamie:<br>

They’re beau gele<br>

Their cheese, their Paris breeze<br>

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Secretary:<br>

Their gay parades<br>

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Jamie:<br>

Pierre Cardin, your concaven<br>

Has got a lousy stench<br>

I hate the French<br>

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Secretary:<br>

He hates the French<br>

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Jamie: <br>

I hate the French<br>

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Secretary:<br>

He hates the French<br>

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Jamie:<br>

I hate the French<br>

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Secretary:<br>

I hate the French<br>

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Both:<br>

We hate the French<br>

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Jamie:<br>

They say that they have savoir faire<br>

But I can’t see it anywhere<br>

The world thinks jejune petit<br>

Moi aussi<br>

I hate the French<br>

That’s the deal<br>

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Secretary:<br>

Though I do agree with wine at every meal<br>

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Jamie: <br>

But apart from that, I have to say<br>

I’ve never met a French, mench<br>

I rest my case<br>

I take the bench<br>

I hate the French<br>

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Secretary:<br>

Jamie, it’s your brother calling again<br>

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