Brian Haner - Same Old Story lyrics

This is a story that you heard a million times before

Where boy meets girl and girl turns out to be a Siamese twin

She shares her body with her sister but her sister's gay

And she prefers the company of women over men

They've all got jobs at the carnival,

Between them ... never ever, never read a book

When they make love her sister cranks up tv

And watches Baywatch rerun so she don't have to look

It's the same old story, it's as old as Romeo and Juliette

Yeah, it's the same old sorry, and I'm sorry but it isn't finished yet

The guy they worked for had a nasty car accident

So he is just a head inside a jar with spider legs

The man who runs the petting zoo loves every sheep and kangaroo

In a way that is illegal in about 10 states

The corned up lady is a hooker with a ... who keeps her bizness running in her back

She can smoke cigarette and dip a thousand corns ...

While she sell and copy candy while she's laying on her back

It's the same old story, kinda just keeps coming back again

Now it's the same old story, so I'll sing another chorus then I'll end

Yeah it's the same old story, we've even got a midget on a horse

It's the same old story, cause the same old story wouldn't be the same without a dwarf.