Brettell - Dodgy Teacher lyrics

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his name is Robin<br />

he likes to hav a drink<br />

I don’t really mind<br />

but its during my lesson time<br />

I want to do well<br />

but I have Robin Stone (as a teacher)<br />

he doesn’t know who we are (by name)<br />

and he doesn’t give a decent grade out.<br />

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cause he’s such a ugly teacher, baby<br />

and he’s such a pointless teacher, baby<br />

listens to Kelly’s ‘sony’ walkman in class. oohh oohh oohh.<br />

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yea Robin drinks<br />

and he brings a flask to school (college)<br />

and he tells us that,<br />

its his home made coffee from *****.<br />

he lives far away<br />

and drives a Rover<br />

how dose he do 2 things at once,<br />

drive in his car, and drink at the same time.<br />

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your such a dodgy teacher, Robin<br />

yea your such a dodgy teacher, Stoney<br />

listens to Pauley’s MP3 in class. oohh oohh oohh<br />

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I mean yeah,<br />

do you think <br />

that he can not get drunk one lesson<br />

I mean yeah,<br />

do you think<br />

that his flask contains homemade coffee.<br />

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man he looks old<br />

even though he jus ova 40.<br />

‘Oh My Dear God’<br />

he’s walking right over to me,<br />

this must be fake<br />

I havn’t done the right work,<br />

how does he know who I am,<br />

and how come he hasn’t swore that much.<br />

“I hav jus written your repot card, latley<br />

it will arrive on Friday, maybe.<br />

im jus a dodgy teacher like Lessa Laws. oooo o o ooo ‘