It's Sunday night, I am curled up in my room 
The TV light fills my heart like a balloon 
I hold it in as best I can 
I know I'm just another fan 
But I can't help feeling I could love this secret agent man 
And I can't... 

Wait any more for him to discover me 
I got it bad for David Duchovny 
David Duchovny, why won't you love me? 
Why won't you love me? 

My friends all tell me, 
"Girl, you know it's just a show," 
But deep within his eyes 
I see me wrapped up like a bow 
Watching the sky for a sign 
The FBI is on my mind 
I'm waiting for the day 
When my lucky stars align 
In the form of... 

David Duchovny floating above me 
In the alien light of the spaceship of love, I need 
David Duchovny hovering above me 
American Heathcliff, brooding and comely 
David Duchovny, why won't you love me? 
Why won't you love me? 
Why won't you love me? 

This man is so smart 
He's abducted my heart 
And I'm falling apart 
From the looks I recieve 
From those eyes I can't leave 
And you may say I'm naive 
But he told me to believe... 

Ooooooooo.... 

My bags are packed, I am ready for my flight 
Want to put an end to my daydream days and sleepless nights 
Sitting like a mindless clone 
Wishing he would tap my phone 
Just to hear the breath of the man, the myth, the monotone 
And I would say... 

David Duchovny, why won't you love me? 
Why won't you love me? Why won't you love me? 
David Duchovny, why won't you love me? 
Why won't you love me? Why won't you love me? 
David Duchovny I want you to love me 
To kiss and to hug me, debrief and debug me 
David Duchovny I know you could love me 
I'm sweet and I'm cuddly - I'm gonna kill Scully! 
David Duchovny, why won't you love me? 
Why won't you love me? Why won't you love me? 

Yeah... 

I'll be waiting... 
In Nevada...