The cheap and evil girl 
sets out on the city 
she's moistened every curl 
she's poisonously pretty 

And the unsuspecting fool falls pray 
as the dim detective's lead astray 
genuflecting boys all say 
the cheap and evil girl will get her way 

The cheap and evil girl 
cheap and evil girl 
cheap and evil girl 

The cheap and evil girl 
dances if you're worthy 
she teases every twirl 
she's deviously dirty, yeah 

And you fantasize about the ample 
milky thighs you'd like to sample 
vocalize to her example 
deep illegal sighs, oh it's a scandal 

The cheap and evil girl 
cheap and evil girl 
cheap and evil girl 

Into the club for a rub in the sauna 
stream through the steam as a shot, you're a gonner 
cry as you die cause you know you still want her 
she can hypnotize with her evil eye 

The cheap and evil girl 
wears you like a locket 
she's polished every pearl 
then she'll put you in her pocket, yeah 
then the undertaker hears the sounds 
of the dumb gumshoe making his rounds 
shaking all the wrong ones down 
cause the cheap and evil girl will not be found 

The cheap and evil girl 
cheap and evil girl 
cheap and evil girl 

Ow, the cheap and evil girl 
yeah, the cheap and evil girl 
she's a cheap and evil girl 
ahh, the cheap and evil girl girl girl 

The cheap and evil girl 
she's a cheap and evil girl 
ow, the cheap and evil girl 
she's a cheap and evil girl girl girl 
the cheap and evil girl