Went to my family doctor
For a pain inside my head
Told  him that since you left me
I was feelin' like just about dead 
Doctor, what can you give me
And should I take one or  two
Can you tell me just what  it's gonna do
Will it save me from what I'm  goin'  through
Will it ease the pain
Will  it ease the pain
Will it help  to pacify my brain
He told me not  to worry 
He said  to come back next week
He asked me for a picture
Of the girl who made me lose my sleep
Well,  all week long I suffered 
Didn't know  what to do
But went back to him  when the week was
Through
And he gave me an artificial you
And it eased the pain
Yes, it eased the pain
It completely satisfied my brain.