Brak - Brak Song (the Brak Show)rate me
Who is a dapper gentleman
with eyes of green and permanent teeth?
Everyone knows he's not a jerk
Your new buddy, Brak.
He'll make your bed, shine all your shoes
Play him at chess, you'll never lose
Brak doesn't know how to play chess
But he knows how to play dead
Oh, when he plays dead, the people think
he's really dead 'cause he's really good
Oh, won't they be so very suprised
when they find out that Brak is alive!