Brad Paisley - Bigger Fish to Fry lyrics

rate me

I said a bad word when I was a kid

Mamma said that I'd be sorry for the sin that I did

My daddy whooped me and the preacher said shame

And I tried like hell to change.

Chorus:

But I cuss, I smoke, I laugh at dirty jokes

The minor voices, man I know 'em well

I've closed down bars, I've lusted in my heart

My ex's think I ougta burn in hell

But the devil he won't notice when I die

Don't you figure he's got bigger fish to fry.

Politicians taking pork barrel bribes

Crooked CEOs are getting off with no time

Christmas Eve burglers stealing good children's toys, (can't say Christmas)

Holiday burglers stealing good children's toys.

Chorus:

I cuss, I smoke, I laugh at dirty jokes

The minor voices, man I know 'em well

I've closed down bars, I've lusted in my heart

My ex think I ougta burn in hell

But the devil won't even notice when I die

Yeah don't you figure he's got bigger fish to fry.

Yeah there's gonna be bonfire burning

An everlasting barbecue.

But with all the bad stuff going on

There ain't gonna be room for me and you.

'Cause we cuss, we smoke, ee laugh at Tater's jokes.

(Spoken)

Tell one Jim. You know you're old when your wife says honey

let's run upstairs and make love

And your answer is "I cannot do both."

The minor voices, man we know 'em well

We've closed down bars, we've lusted in our hearts

Our ex's think we ougta burn in hell

But the devil he won't notice when we die

Hey, don't you figure he's got bigger fish to fry

Yeah, don't you figure he's got bigger fish to fry

Pass the tartar sauce.

When we all get to heaven what a day of rejoicing it will be...